Description so hilarious it causes people to cry
3 men die in a car crash and go to hell. Satan, decides to punish these men in a creative way. He said to the first man "Your greatest sin was your alcoholism, it made you angry and even get you and your 2 friends here killed in a car accident." So Satan opens up a door, and it's filled to the brim with shelves full of beer, rum, whiskey, wine, all the finest kinds. The man thanked Satan and rushed inside, and sat down with a bottle of rum. Satan laughs, and closes the door. He says to the second man "Your greatest sin was adultery. You cheated on your wife of 30 years, with multiple woman, fathering numerous bastard children." Satan then opens a door filled with thousands of hot, sexy, ladies, wearing nothing but bikinis, all lusting for him. The man thanks Satan, and immediately runs up and starts talking to one of the red heads near the door. Satan laughs and closes the door. He says to the last man "You're greatest sin was Sloth, created by you obsessive marijuana smoking(continued
The devil then opens a door, and it full of high grade plants, and joints that grow on trees, and a fresh river to refill bongs and hookas. The man thanks Satan and runs inside, he grabs a joint and sits down on a rock. Satan laughs and closes the door. 1000 years pass and Satan decides to check on the men. He opens the door to the first man and see all the shelves are knocked over, there is piss, and shít, and every other bodily fluid on the walls. The man is still wasted and covered in himself, he sees Satan and says "Please, help me" Satan says "You have learned your lesson you a free to go to heaven" (Because he is a nice guy after all) He opens the door to the second man and see the man with dozens of woman surrounding him and yelling at him, there are hundreds upon hundreds of kids running around. He sees Satan and says "please help me" and Satan again decided he learned his lesson and was free to go.(continued)
He opened the door to the last room, and saw the third man had not moved from his spot on the rock. He was still sitting there holding a joint. He looks at Satan, with a tear rolling down his cheek. He takes as second to compose himself and he says "You got any matches."
@Duncan5769, alright, that got me
@Duncan5769, That's the best joke I heard all week! Bravo!
@Good Guy Satan, "joke"
If you are embarrassed about someone having a problem with their dick you probably shouldn’t work in health care.
never had a doctor do this
Well to diagnose you we’re going to need an ear wax sample.
I can't hear. I think I'm hard of dick.