Spoiler alert: in the end he dies and comes back from the dead
@Midnite St0rm, DUUUUUuuuUUUuuude
TeamFourStar's Bible abridged
"Israelites do the thing!"
*Israelites do they opposite*
*Foreign powers dominate*
*Chosen People owned count +1*
Must be a concise version of the bible.
@Hoover CAT, "Everyone's a fvck up, but Jesus died so it's cool so long as you're chill."
*all pages are blank*