That was a real anus clencher.
@MrAlphabetSoup, Hmmm, never heard that before. Carry on
@Batdoge, uhhhh.. rectal squeezer?
@MrAlphabetSoup, a real sphincter shifter
@MrAlphabetSoup, that was surprisingly accurate. I did, in fact, tighten my sphincter at the very moment of impact.
The skull.. natures helmet
Is anyone else upset the vending machine didn't fall over
@Efrainlikesrain, He would have been dead
@Swagneto, natural selection
As someone who has endured similar injuries, though not in as dumb a way, I sincerely hope that knocked him out because otherwise the sheer pain he would have experienced is incredible.
Subdural hematoma? Subdural hematoma.
This is gonna be pretty neat....oh...oh boy
And this is why pot is better than alcohol.
His knees are gone
What could go wrong?
I used to skate...everytime I see people hit, my body recalls the impact pain just for a moment.."cringe"
I was expecting a wall run to the floor. I need to see a dentist after watching this.
Dumb@ss didn't tuck. Shoulda tucked
Finally a wasted pic
Is he ok
When you tey your best and you don't...
Looks like the flip from central intelligence
That is sooo fakw