Wow, someone is a dc comics fan that doesn't see the full side of marvel
@Johnny Ringo, and look at all the marvel fans in the chat clambering to defend, Maple's comment is full of inaccuracies but gets attention by fanboys of Marvel
@1Reyesda, 43% of a series of comics that started before DC was taken from DC...
I'm gonna have to see some evidence good sir
@Johnny Ringo, How I feel evey time a Marvel fan says Aquaman sucks
@The Antagonist, Exactly. Every other pic is biased towards Marvel, and no one complains then. There is gratuitous bias towards Marvel in this community. The only innacurate or biased thing on this picture is the Hulk V GL one. It wouldn't be that easy.
You can count the good DC movies on one hand
@Dick Gayson, Not if you include the animated ones. Those are fvcking awesome!
@Dick Gayson, at least one company ones all of dc, also your username fits oddly well here except you seem to be on the wrong side here....
@Dick Gayson, you could count good DC movies on one hand that had 5 fingers amputated
@Dick Gayson, same with marvel
@Dick Gayson, you could count all the good Marvel movies with one buttcheek
@I even lift bro, I honestly wasn't thinking about the animated ones but yeah, very true.
@stigmaoftherose, You've mistaken me with Dick Grayson
@Dick Gayson, don't forget about the awesome DC shows, like Arrow and Flash
@Proactive Citizenry , and their decision not to connect the movies with the good shows for WHATEVER REASON
@Welcommatt, They still might. Getting Christian Bale or Ben Afflec would be difficult
Is a danger to his own skimpily dressed sidekicks
Can be beaten by a glowing rock or magic, namely Thor's hammer
Is Aquaman, 'nuff said
Can be beaten by fear or anything else that undermines will, which is a lot of stuff
Has a villain called the Boomerang, which is a dude with a Boomerang. Was once almost beaten up by said villain
Wonderstripper. Otherwise she is actually pretty cool.
Don't even open 'yo mouth 'cause we are tired of all these motherfvcking Martians on this motherfvcking planet.
@Maple, hey! You make fun of DC all you want. But give aquaman his due, he's a badass in his own right
@Proactive Citizenry , When he loses his hand and becomes a mini hippie batman, maybe. I will have to admit, though, the reimagining of his character was one of the few actually good things in Batman: The Brave and the Bold. Pompous yet still likable dork isn't seen as often as you'd think.
@1Reyesda, *little girl
No boy would name himself Maple, dear.
DC has introduced and upheld the idea of the traditional superhero, whereas Marvel has created the more realistic hero. If you bother to read early DC comics, you'll find that pretty much no hero has a personality outside of being good. That was because superheros were supposed to be untouchable rolemodels for kids. They could look up to their perfections and maybe even put themselves into their place so they too could save damsels and do good. Rather than creating another idol, Marvel introduced people. They had faults instead of concrete weaknesses, had to deal with problems outside of regular badguys, and, in some of the later comics, blurred the line between good and bad. DC built a wonderful world where their heroes roamed, while Marvel just kinda tossed their hero out into New York to see what would happen. DC is great. I really think it is. But I find Marvel characters more relatable and therefore more enjoyable.
@1Reyesda, Furthermore, while some situations between the two universes may parallel each other, each company represents its own thing and both deserve respect. So buzz off, joke killer.
@Maple, You...are...the real MVP
@Proactive Citizenry , Aquaman- To screw up royally. Synonymous to Epic Failure. To be as useless as the "super"hero Aquaman.
@Maple, everything about that comment was perfect
@1Reyesda, you do know that the character Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) was copied from Marvel?
@Proactive Citizenry , how much crime happens in the middle of the ocean where you live?
@Magickarp, you realize aquaman doesn't just control the middle of the ocean? There's a lot of crime on beaches... I don't know all of Aquaman's powers so I can't completely vouch for him but I can guarantee he'd be helpful in California or Florida or other beachy places
@Magickarp, well there is this one plankton that keeps stealing my secret recipe for my Krabby patties
@Maple, and aqua man has no power or control over water his powers are advanced swimming, superhuman strength, and fish telepathy so......fvckin spongebob
@Maple, You're forgetting Watchmen and V for Vendetta. Hell, most of Moore's work is incredibly dark and human. I love it. What about Frank Miller's Batman: Year one or The Dark Knight Returns? A lot of DC's work can go deeper than just "This is the good guy. He is good." If I remember correctly, Batman admits to wanting to take the Joker and beat the hell out of him in secret, but he doesn't because it goes against his own morale code.
I'm not saying DC is better, but I do know it's more than just rolemodels.
Thank You for reading, Kommerade.
@Maple, it's all fun and games until Aquaman brings the megaladons out of hiding.
@1Reyesda, I gladly shall. Disney is just as ripe for interpretation as any comic and often contains very intriguing material, unlike the blather leaking from your rather rude comments. I would further provoke you as any internet commenter in an argument would, but, seeing as though it took you eighteen days of pondering to come up with your comeback after my "responded", I fear it would take too much brainpower on your behalf and must kindly urge you to stop before you hurt yourself. Good day to you, sir.
@Maple, All of those things are inaccurate, especially Aquaman's. He has been shot in the face and has laughed at that. Maybe read an issue before criticizing him.
@Maple, No personality outside of being good? Have you read the New 52? For a series of comic books, it's incredibly realistic.
@MrWonka, And who was he copied off of then?
@Hush, Hal Jordan was in an issue of Namor BEFORE Green Lantern issues by DC started coming out
Marvel Hal Jordan came out in 1945
DC Hal Jordan came out in 1959
@MrWonka, Oh literally the name Hal Jordan. I thought you meant the character of Hal Jordan was ripped off (A little like Nova is a rip off of Green Lantern HMMMMMMMMMM?). Nah but seriously sorry for the confusion.
@Hush, Lol, yeah there was no Marvel Green Lantern
Yeah, but marvel has Scarlett johansson
I call bias.
Except all the Marvel characters have good standalone movies. Your move DC
@Zombie Lincoln , I'm pretty sure DC is a lot more successful in tv shows (Gotham, Arrow, Flash). They're going in different directions so both companies can reduce competition.
@ScreamingArmadillo, I would definitely agree about the tv shows except Gotham. I would be more sympathetic if DC wasn't doing their best to screw over the tv shows
@ScreamingArmadillo, I guess you haven't heard about all the marvel TV shows coming out. Look it up
@FredMercury, there's also a lot of DC movies coming out. Look it up
@ScreamingArmadillo, are any good?
@1Reyesda, I will be the first to admit I'm not a big comic book reader, I can't compare them at that level. But it's kind of generalizing to call them kids movies. Look at the x-men franchise, or the dark knight trilogy. Definitely not for kids. Just because they're superhero movies doesn't make them directed at kids, an argument I'm sure you would use to defend comics
@FredMercury, well for starters, there's the batman superman movie coming out next year, which is supposed to be really good
@1Reyesda, bro, haven't you considered Maple's reply, (without her insult....)
@ScreamingArmadillo, since when did it go from people saying it looked like garbage to it being good? And that's ONE movie
@FredMercury, since the only reason people said it was garbage was bc of Ben Affleck which isn't a fair reason. Also, I said you could look it up; I have no need to.
@FredMercury, The only Marvel TV show I'm excited about is Iron Fist. I'll admit Daredevil was freaking amazing though.
But why didn't they use Green Arrow instead of flash..?
@VegansArePeopleToo, that's what I'm saying
@VegansArePeopleToo, green arrow wasn't a founding member
Black Widow and Hawkeye fought off an army of aliens without superpowers.
I would like to see a movie or short about the making of Mjölnir.
@mssj7000, What's MewMew?
@Asymetrical Testical, lol it says Mjolnir. That's the name of Thor's hammer. I used the proper 'o' letter to spell it. It may not have shown properly if you're not using iOS...
I love how most people here are so far into licking marvels anus, that they automatically hate on all us DC fans. I like marvel ok, but excuse me for liking my heroes better than yours.
@Trust Me, Or we just like having lighthearted debates. It's superhero comics, it'll be ok.
@Magickarp, That's the way it should be. But there is gratuitous bias towards Marvel here. This is literally the first pic I have seen that puts DC in a good light, and everyone is just like "OOOOH BUTTHURT DC N00BS OOOH".
Is it wrong that I love both equally for different reasons?
@Proactive Citizenry , yea
@Proactive Citizenry , I kind of wish I loved them equally. Unfortunately, I feel like Marvel have dropped the ball on their comic book quality.
I'm struggling to both like and dislike this post. it makes valid points but it hurts my brain in the long run. 😂
This is why I love marvel though. Whats the point of a team that has no weakness? You need to have a human element and make people beatable.
Well of course if you missmatch the heroes one of them will definitely lose (of course flash will beat Hawkeye, and wonder-woman is basically a goddess so of course she will beat up a mortal) at least have the smarts to pair them up in a way that shows which is better at what they do (hulk v superman cause strongest on planet, Thor v Wonder Woman because both basically deities, and if your going to use flash or Hawkeyes as comparisons your going to go outside the avengers/justice league (like flash vs quicksilver cause both are speedsters or hawkeye vs green arrow cause both are regular archers.
@CC232323, the Justice league is full of powerhouse characters, while the avengers really only has two, hulk and thor. These are supposed to be the founding members, green arrow and quicksilver aren't founding members of either team. Besides, quicksilver wouldn't make much of a difference considering he's way slower than flash.
I am Groot
The fact that they compare aquaman to captain America, they already lost
@Zataul, Apparently you've never read an issue of Aquaman. He is freaking badass and could likely beat Captain America.
Superman is the worst super hero of all time. Seriously SUPERman? That must have taken at least a 3 year old to think of. Plus he's absurdly overpowered and has too many different powers.
@Sneakerhead McGee, maybe a DBZ fan shouldn't complain about overpowered characters but Goku Vegeta, Gohan, and the rest trained extremely hard to get as powerful as they are.
@Sneakerhead McGee, well, he was one of, if not the first superhero as we define them today. So they kind of overdid his powers since they didn't really have anything else to reference. And they also called him Superman because he's simply better than man in every way. Most superheroes are named based on either their power, as with Flash, their theme, as with Batman. Granted, there is a large amount with seemingly random names, but most aren't.
@Sneakerhead McGee, that's not to say I disagree with you on the matter, just trying to explain why it's the case.
@Sneakerhead McGee, DBZ has its own universe while superman shares a universe which is his flaw
@Sneakerhead McGee, Superman allowed all other superheroes to come to existence. Coming from 1938 I think Superman is actually a pretty cool name.
@1Reyesda, and how does that make you feel?
DC heroes are better but marvel has better movies.
@Jericho DragonBorn, Batman's their only quality hero
@Jericho DragonBorn, came from the death of Batman 0.0
@The Lone Guppy, you clearly haven't read the comics
@macadamiaman, He may be their most popular, but they have so many other good characters!
Hulk wins. End of story
@DexTressThumbS, By fighting him you make home angrier. As he gets angrier he gets stronger.
If Batman can come up with counter measures to beat his fellow justice league members what chance if any do the avengers have against one DC icon huh zero facts. DC forever.
Pfft. Let's go Garfield, we don't need this crap! We got Mondays to worry about!
Wait.. I could be wrong but I don't think Green Lantern's "hulk" would be as strong as the actual Hulk, right? It's only as strong as his will.. And let's face it, no one has will as strong as the Hulk.
I for one can't even stop myself from eating the whole pack of biscuits once they're opened
@Ry Or Am I, Fair point. Before I make mine, thank you for not being a butthurt Marvel fanboy like everyone else. It really is a matter of opinion, but personally I think that Green Lantern has better willpower. That doesn't mean I think he woulf necessarily win, but I think it would be a great fight.
Oh god....hear it comes......FLAME FAN BOY WARS !!
@Proactive Citizenry , Prepare, my son.
Ahh! Please don't fight! You're all great!
It seems they forgot to mention that The Justice League is lame...
@macadamiaman, excuse me sir, you seem to have misspelled avengers
@skillingspree, OOOOOOOOH TRUTH BURN OOOOOH also I agree, Justice League for life. You have been downvoted by Marvel fans, as I shall soon be.
Justice League is going to be SOOOOOO good!!
@Kskronz, Agreed! 2017 is going to be my year!
Deadpool wins. FACT.
Marvles"we make more money" dc"..."
@paunchy, Marvel only makes more money because of their movies. They have seriously dropped the ball in the quality of their comic books.
TIL that funny pics has some intense pro marvel sentiments
I feel like I should say something about myself... nah.
If DC was more dark Aquaman would be more cool.. Kinda wish marvel can get a hold of him and un tap his potential
@Code Name Code, you clearly haven't read his comics
@Code Name Code, Aquaman is pretty dark. Also, Marvel have Namor. The New 52 Aquaman series is excellent and I highly recommend that you read it. I feel bad that The Big Bang Theory has given him such a bad rep.
Find the butt hurt DC fan. The only thing DC has that marvel doesn't is constantine. Otherwise marvel forever
@1Reyesda, yeah I get that a lot lol in case you cudnt tell :D
@Shaygirgenti, You don't seem to realize that funnypics is filled with Marvel fanboy pics, and no one complains about them. Also, the series is Hellblazer, unless you're talking about the New 52. Like it or not, this picture is accurate.
They forgot that superman can be beaten by shiny green rocks too
Tony Stark is so brilliant, he can canonically split his consciousness into three different bodies. HOUR MOVE, YOU MOODY, DEPRESSED, ABUSIVE DICK! I mean, batman.
@Demon Dean, If Batman can defeat Superman, he can defeat Iron Man.
Whether or not you want to beleive this, it is accurate. Also Green Arrow could kick Hawkeye's ass.
To bad justice league sucks dick
@dickbutt45, *Too, also maybe read a single issue of The Justice League before showing of your lack of comic book knowledge in the comment section.
I would like to see any of the DC heroes take on Franklin Richards
WRONG! If green lantern were to create a hulk he would need to know every little bit of how its made and how it works.
@Inhale, His ring can scan and replicate Hulk's bodily structure.
What.... The... Heck... HOW COULD YOU NOT PUT GREEN AROW AGAINST HAWK EYE
@Christmas jingling, this is founding members of either team. Green arrow is not a founding member
@Thatoregonianbastard, Those aren't the founding Avengers. The founders are Hulk, Thor, Ant-Man, Wasp, and Iron Man. Unless you mean the movies of course.
Somebody favors dc just a bit!
If it's meant to be the founding members, where are Ant-Man and Wasp, and why are Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow there? This is coming from a primarily DC fan.
Hate to break it to you captain America but I'm pretty sure nick fury is the leader of the avengers
@Holy Shjt, you are thinking of shield, avengers are a sub division...