Shjt I'd do it for about
@Mendicant Bias, No need to hit a kid for that. I could just give that to you right now, no problem. It's not like you're a large subaquatic- wait DAMMIT LOCH NESS MONSTER
@SimonPetrikov, someone must've given him a dollar otherwise he wouldn't keep coming back
@Mendicant Bias, hahahahaha, perfect.
I would punch a child for nothing more than the promise to not get in any trouble for having done so.
I mean, I'd happily take more, but that's my bottom line.
"Would you punch a little kid..."
"... For, uh, 5 million dollars"
@Jayrock122, "Would you punch a..."
That much for punching one kid? Bring the children to me...
Hell I'd do it for free if the kid was annoying enough
I'd raw dog a 90 year old into cardiac arrest then use her tits as bongos at the funeral while still wearing the gimp suit I boned her in. And that's just what I'd do for a Klondike bar. You don't wanna know what I'd do for $5M