I don't think that is what the donut holes are for.
Trying too hard to make something obvious funny.
My cousin was a football player in high school (he graduated this year) and his team were selling these donuts to raise money for uniforms one game but they gave one box away to each player as a thank you. So my cousin got his one box, dressed in his uniform and got another, and sent both his little brothers to get two more boxes so by the end o he game he settled with 4 dozen donuts! If I knew donuts were involved I might have played football in high school...
Only the fun ones