I've been doing it all wrong
When she says she wants head, that's not really what she meant...
@TamzynJay, When she says she cant sleep, she doesnt want to sleep she wants sex.
@niffler, usually I want a sandwich.
@sassy pantz, Lol! But thats what my girlfriend told me once. She was tossing and turning saying she couldnt sleep, and i said she should take something to sleep, and she asked "you know what would help me sleep?" so I told her to take some nyquil and she was like no you idiot i want dick! I was like ohhhhhh.. ohhh. OH.
Works every time
A chick always likes some good FOREheadPLAY.
@I am a horse, your days are numbered before the pun sniper kills you. Say your goodbyes now and leave the country. Go somewhere humorless without puns and blend in. You'll have to live the rest of your life looking over your shoulder always thinking about whether your statements are a play on words or not. I'd wish you luck but with the pun sniper there is no such thing
@Elbow Grease, but he's a horse! You don't kill a god dam horse!
@Elbow Grease, Germany here I come
@I am a horse, my brother, if what @Elbow Grease is saying happens to be true, then I'll take the sacrifice brother. Go brother, now! The sniper won't know the difference. Don't look back, just remember the good ol' days. I'll miss goodb-
She can't say no.
@Livin off welfare, dead girls don't say no
@Your Grandmas Tits, thanks grandmas tits
@Livin off welfare, live by those words, dear boy.
@Your Grandmas Tits, *triggered*
He took away her firebending
It ain't stupid if it works.
He gave her head
Guys, if a woman does this, and says she cant sleep, what she really want is some sexytime so give it to her. This guy missed out on his opportunity, what a shame.
I finally know the secret
Oh good, he found his face.
This is how I greet all women... If they don't already have a restraining order against me... For head butting them...
He made her scream in bed