I'm not your friend, buddy.
@Not him again, I'm not your buddy, pal.
@JeffreytheJellyfish, I'm not your pal, guy.
@tha5th, I'm not your guy, mate.
@the pil0t, I'm not your mate, homosapien.
@tha5th, I'm not your homosapien, comarade
@student debt, I'm not your comarade, mammal.
Let's go with an Athletics check and an opposing one from her. D20. Your role, 8. Her role, 20. You manage to get close to her and attempt to kiss her, but she manages to dodge subconsciously without a problem. In doing so, she steps on your foot and bumps your face with the back of her head. In addition to a broken heart, you now have a shattered foot and a busted nose.
Step up your game you cringey fück
@Dexios S Divine, this was some how a reply to tiny?
When it'll still be two days till you say you're sorry.
@iOS10, he didn't give her the chinese chicken, so her brain stopped ticking
@Jaynugg, maybe they need to watch x-files with no lights on.
Don't buddy detectors detect buddies?
He got friend zoned
In all reality, if you like a girl, just ignore her, she'll go crazy
@Skateboarding Hippie, unless you're a 6'3 handsome stud this is horrible advice
@MrJojo, like literally that is how to die a virgin for dummies!