if by shoes you mean asshole...
@idubbbz, She got a new asshole?
@idubbbz, wow I didn't know you could get asshole transpalbts these days, what a time to be alive!
@Shroominator, ya his name is Steven
@Shroominator, she's gonna need one after I get done with her
@Shroominator, she'll need one soon enough ;)
@Shroominator, it's a lease
@PunnyBaker, yeah she chose a new asshole (steven) over a new pussy (glen) because she likes bad boys
@Shroominator, A mate of mine once dated a girl who got a new asshole - she was born without one, so surgeons literally made her a new asshole.
He really did not know where to draw the line when sharing personal information with us.
.•oO progression of butthole sizes
@Shroominator, yeah she installed a Dyson. Only explanation for having those jeans sucked in that far
@Shroominator, she might be giving herself one with her pants so far in her ass
"Gaze not into the abyss..."
It's too late for us
While I appreciate what I'm generally looking at here, is anyone else thinking "Wouldn't those pants smell awful and stained when she manages to take them off?" Good hygiene only goes so far, that is alllllllll the way up there, much as I would like to be.
@Genosis, and that's why we have underwear
@Sheep Rider, ha, that's cute that you may think there is underwear buried in there. But absolutely, that is most definitely a good use for underwear. I suspect the only thing in this particular woman's underwear drawer are pleasuring devices, and lingerie she uses for selfies on her Chive account
@Genosis, thats more than one thing
@Genosis, damn that's a hell of a burn
Biologically, trousers this tight are truly bad for your health because the blood flow is interrupted
New dental floss by Colgate
I don't care about the shoes.
Her name please
@Spartan Adlai, whore.
@CynicalSirr, all that came up were pictures of Mum. You sure thats her name?
It looks like two separate legs.
Wouldn't that be super painful with denim?
@CentaurianHalfie, worth it for the grams
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, nothing like a chafed bunghole for insta
@CentaurianHalfie, How do you think pornstars get famous?