That's because white people can swim.
@Imperial Goat, offensive and funny, you've earned yourself an upvote
@Imperial Goat, #bestcomments
@Imperial Goat, #trumpapprovedcoments
@Donald Drumpf, but your name is drumpf
Or you know... individuals all do stupid shet regardless of their race and we should hate everyone.
@Split personality, But if one white person does it, all of us do it. If one black person does something and a white person says anything about it, it's racist. This goes along with feminism (the crazy feminists), "alternate genders", and "multiple sexualities" that are the leading cause of my loss of faith in humanity. (My opinion, please reply with decent rebuttals to persuade me otherwise.)
@GreenF7, I agree with you and @Slplit personality 100%
@GreenF7, in general the majority gets flagged with the folly of the minority. Islam. Equal rights. Politicans. The latest season of American Dad. That one porn video that gave your computer a virus on a safe site but you clicked an ad by accident.
@Split personality, I'm pretty sure my laptops OS is now just various porn viruses that have created something similar to windows
@GreenF7, do you see me in the water with that shark?because F that idea
@GreenF7, I didn't really give a rebuttal or disagree with you, I'm just saying I would never just chill on a surfboard with a massive shark swimming right nearby. (Unless it was something harmless like a whale shark, even then I would probably lose my crap for being in water that deep to begin with)
@Split personality, or it's a joke on a funny pictures app
@GreenF7, can't tell if actual invitation to discuss, or troll-ery
@Split personality, am I the only one who isn't offended by white jokes?
I don't think that was intentional
@Garen Crownguard, neither were you
@Edwin VanCleef , savage
Or maybe that guy likes artificial sweeteners but the little hipster at the local coffee shop who IS afraid of artificial sweeteners would also be scared shjtless by the shark. Nah who am I kidding? White people amiright?
Hawaiians invented surfing. So...
As a white man, I can confirm.
White people will have sex with a bear.
@BearDaniels, example: Tormund Giantsbane
@Deliri0usGe0rge, women love those thick 9 inches.
As a white man, I have sea and shark phobia. So no thanks times infinity...
That Shallows movie is looking great