Show me the CARFAX!
@Andand1, show me the THOTfax
@CrazyRightWinger, The international thot database is extremely unreliable...trust me, I would know.
Might need to smash against a brick wall just to make sure that the information is reliable
Ok dual front airbags got me even though I should have seen it coming.
I swiped right but it brought me to internet explorer...
I wanna take it for a test drive
*responds to personal
*makes a great first impression
*begins casually dating for couple months
*professes grounded emotional attachment
*begins dating seriously for several months
* meet the parents time comes
*shows up for dinner dressed business casual
*when door opens pulls baseball bat out of nowhere and begin savagely pummeling parents while screaming "FVCKED UP SPELLING OF COMMON NAMES DOES NOT MAKE YOU FVCKING CREATIVE OR UNIQUE! "
Can I check to see if this fits in the trunk before I buy? Maybe take a test drive?
I’m gonna have to run the VIN to see how many previous owners there were.
And geographically convenient...
I got banned off tinder for no freaking reason. I had three matches that day too....
Why does it look like wire running under her arm pit.....is she still on the hanger?
Why is she still 2kilometres away!?