I'm confused by the choice of thumbnail pictures
@boobs i have, obviously what's the first thing you think of when you think of pregnancy and fingering oneself. Half the time dentists sometimes sunscreen and pictures if women. Duh the pictures make perfect sense.
Now I know why all the girls in shampoo commercials are always way too happy
@brocean sails, especially those Herbal Essence users... Ooo la la
@nocturnalEMISSION, isn't that Tresemme's catch phrase though?
It's actually been proven that you can get pregnant from doing it with conditioner.
Honestly, because the internet is so accessible, I think it's twelve year old girls who just learned about masturbating googling these questions.
Can you give yourself a lobotomy by shoving crayons up your nose?
@FletchMan, nah, the whole Mary thing really scared us tbh
Yes, yes you can. It is a little known fact that fingering yourself can lead to impregnating yourself with human fingers. To put it simply, they are like chicken fingers, but they're human.
Can you get pregnant by commenting on funny pics?
Next time on Maury - Herbal Essences... You are NOT the father. However, Suave Daily Conditioner, you ARE the father. *victory dances and yelling ensues*
If you let me "eat" maybe we can find out...wink wink
I didn't know fingering myself could tell me so much. Let me try! *Shoots anus* DAMM^T.
Well can you??
@Rabbi, possibly. Wanna try?
@McGigglesnorf, I'm disgusted with myself
20 March 2014 #20March2014
Well.... Can you?
I have to wonder why the top three have dentists in the thumbnail
What dafuq did I just read?
Yea I'm just gonna... Go now...