"Never touched the stuff, fish fvck in it" - Reggie
@TheAlphaFleece, but fish don't fvck. They lay the eggs and then some other fish puts semen on them. Which... Which, admittedly, is a lot worse.
@A pet named Steve, fish... fvck... in it *dies*
@A pet named Steve, so I'm not allowed to go to the grocery store and ejaculate all over the eggs?
@Abusive Breasts, I mean, as long as nobody tells you no...
@A pet named Steve, it's too late, the damage has been done
@Abusive Breasts, as long as there's no chicken human hybrids destroying mankind I guess it's all fine
@A pet named Steve, do we need to have another talk??
@Abusive Breasts, for the love of God, please let's not 😂
@A pet named Steve, this is important knowledge!!!! They don't teach this shït in school ya know
@Abusive Breasts, hmmm good point.
Girl deep throats whole house
@fool for fun, #bestcromment2017
I added the vegan in the picture to my to-do list. (But she will probably refuse my meat)
Why drink something that been through everybody in the world at least three times
One of the girls I live with, very unpleasant, is a hardcore vegan. She unhesitatingly ate one of our cookies when we were baking one day. Which had eggs and butter and milk in it.
@Peachy Freaking Keen, to be fair, it was a cookie and cookies are above all standards.