God help her shower drain.
@Gerbosou, beat me too it, I hope she also owns the most badass vacuum
@Gerbosou, it’s already dead. It looked like a cat’s intestines, but it’s unable to cough up hairballs.
@Gerbosou, imagine how much shampoo she uses a week. Jesus
(Starts chewing a bunch of bubble gum)
Does the carpet match the drapes?
@Donald Trump, the drapes r the carpet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Tony with an i, with hair that long and thick it can technically be a towel
I bet it's a bitch to maintain
@Lellow0079, damn straight
@Lellow0079, worth... It. Or just do what I do and date a hair dresser. She maintains mine while I just chill and look at funnypics.
@Jessie02, you are living the dream
@megamanx181x, yes, yes I am
It’s beautiful but I fear that if she tossed and turned at night somehow it would wrap around her neck and strangle her
@megamanx181x, porphyria’s lover by Robert Browning... copying below
@shnickelfritz, okay it’s too long to copy and paste. It’s a poem about a man strangling his mistress by wrapping her hair around her throat three times. Browning was into that stuff. He wrote a lot of pretty poems about murder
@shnickelfritz, sounds like the only thing keeping him from murdering was the poetry
*shaves it off her and makes it into a wig for myslef*
Now I'm the pretty one. Worship me, instead.
@Nudity Industries, *steals your wig
@Jessie02, *steals your skin*
@Anass Rhammer, that... That's my fetish...
@Jessie02, hearing about people’s fetishes is my fetish
@zac bagans, some day i wish i could be apart of a inside joke
@birdfvcker6969, Adams family cousin it. Essentially a short hairy blob
While I understand the complications of long hair, I fvcking love long hair. Looks so nice
I wanna fvck that hair.
@Anass Rhammer, Into it
Imagine how much inertia her head has
@Captain Anderson, a shampoo commercial wet hair whip would snap her neck!
Cousin it from the adams family is all i can think about
Her hair is a little less then twice as long as mine. Mine is also shiny and pretty like that, but I’m a redhead.
@Fairy Squad Mother, *Paris Hilton voice*
@DividedAlliance, aw, thanks. I think.
@Fairy Squad Mother, I mean, I've never seen it. But your description sounds nice.
And then the nightmare begins: a bad hair day....
She must use a bottle of shampoo and conditioner every day
Unzips pants^ I got another round in the chamber
That dress with that body and that hair. Yes please
I have hair down to my butt, I can only imagine what a pain that would be!
My god I would kill for that hair. Anybody got anyone they need dead?
This is better than porn
God, I bet her neck hurts
Dat ass wiggle
Do the drapes match the carpet?
Pulling her hair would be like a game of tug of war
Imagine the hairs she pulls out of her butt crack after every shower
Ha. Cousin It.
I loves a girl with really long hair
All I could think about was kulve taroth from monster hunter world.
was having fun until hair got in the way 😒
My wife has hair down to her ass and it’s impossible for her to maintain. It’s unhealthy and dry and frazzly and I could use some suggestions from you long haired women on whatxproduct you use. Currently she only cares about scent and it’s not working out for her
@Anonymous3301, shea moisture brand shampoo and conditioner along with a leave in conditioner once a week
Imagine finding one of those hairs in your food!!