Audience [ laughs]
have i spelt audience right
@king of pokemon, no, you spelled it "audience"
Since we're on the subject if Jesus, here's a joke for you guys.
So Jesus and Moses are up in Heaven shooting the breeze, talking about heaven things, when Jesus turns to Moses and says "hey do you think you can still do what you back in the day?" Well Moses says "Bet." So they miracle themselves down to the Red Sea amd Moses turns to Jesus and says "Watch this!" So he hits the water with his staff and VROOF! the water parts and not a wet drop anywhere! Jesus says "Not bad not bad, my turn." So Moses hits the water again and it goes back perfectly calm, not a ripple anywhere. So Jesus steps out on the water and Shoop! Sinks like a rock. Well Moses is om the bank rolling on the ground laughing it up and when Jesus comes sputtering up out of the water he says "hey i bet that was alot easier to do back before you got those holes in your feet!"
@An Everyday Penguin, messed up in every way but still hilarious! 😂
@An Everyday Penguin, I lost it right at "miracle themselves"
Watch as his mind gets blown by this trick!
I’m his for real made me laugh, as I imagined Jesus’ grin. 😏
Judas: "Thanks for the dipped bread, Rabbi!"
Jesus: [looks into camera]