ILL TICKLE YOUR BALLS AS YOU EAT
Which one of you low-down dirty bastards left this bowl of onions here
@Colombian Sugar, sorry, I was making burgers so that I could feel like a man again after all that crying....
@Colombian Sugar, I dunno I'm to busy crying to check
@Colombian Sugar, *chopped onions
...and it was ME.
@Colombian Sugar, * crying in the corner * what onions the post was just sad
@Colombian Sugar, I'm in the middle of a very important meeting, read this and can't help but lol. Bravo my friend, bravo
People don't deserve dogs. They are more loyal than majority of people out there
This reminds me of the ancient fp meme where the dog is being walked to the vet to be put down and he looks up to his owner and says, "thanks for everything. I had a wonderful time."
OH GOD NOW I'M CRYING AGAIN
I honestly got chocked up when i first read this
@Green Rooster, you aren't alone. This fvcked me up too.
Lay down Try not to cry Cry a lot
Pictures like this make me miss my old good boy. He was deaf, but he could always hear my heart
Doesn't really matter how many times it's reposted... I'm still crying by the end!
This gives me a comforting feeling. A good place to stop and go to sleep for fear that if I continue to scroll, I will ruin such a feeling
"I wasn't crying, I just had something in my eye."
Seriously though, I'd read this book
Yeah sure, but why do the giant sentient pop-tarts turn into normal size pop-tarts after they have been toasted?
I swear sand must've got in my eyes.... I don't have enough money for another man card
I got about 30 chills while reading this
Who seriously downvoted this....
@JeEpSrUs, there are always downvote trolls who downvote everything indiscriminately. They probably didn't even read it. They're just awful garbage people.
@JeEpSrUs, They might have downvoted because they have seen this posted on here before. This is one of those old but gold feels posts
I'm sorry for not being sentimental, but does it seem like that's way too many generations of dogs to feasibly care for? I mean, it like eight generations of dogs, that would take at least 70-75 years.
@DereksRoommate, I mean, let's say you have a puppy. Then 5 years later, they have puppies. Then 5 years later, those dogs have puppies. So, in 10 years, you're already on generation 3. Is it really that unfeasible?
@Donald Trump, You're right. I wasn't taking into account that dogs reproduce fairly quickly and at a young age
@DereksRoommate, can you tell Derek I said "Whats up, covfefe?"
@Donald Trump, what up?
@DerekS , I don't know, I didn't think we'd get this far.
@Donald Trump, not the first time you've said that, I'm sure
@DerekS , yeah, the first time that happened, we named him Donald Jr.
Those last few statements can be summed up easily as "I hope I get to watch him die."
"My heart wtf" *cringe*.
Wow just wow
Yep, dogs are pretty fvckin' rad!
No. No! NO!