I have crippling depression
@blitz220, I have ostioperosis
@blitz220, I have child support
@blitz220, I have an entitlement to compensation
@blitz220, I have diabetes
@Gas Chamber, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
@blitz220, I have the fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 15 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each time you hear the signal *ding* each lap should be completed each time you hear this sound *beep*. The 15 meter pacer test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
@blitz220, hay that's pretty good
@blitz220, I have big boobs. Why thats bad? Im a dude.
@blitz220, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.
@TroolFace, I have a RAGING ERECTION
@blitz220, I'M GAY
@Gas Chamber, *diabeetus
@blitz220, I have a structured settlement and I need cash now
@blitz220, I have to poo
@blitz220, I have intermittent wifi
@blitz220, I have aids.
@blitz220, I love what we all started here as a community, I'm proud to have started this
@blitz220, I have a girlfriend.
Her name is Siri! Isn't that right, Siri?
*looks at phone* "I'm not sure I understand."
@blitz220, I have a MIGHTY NEED!
@blitz220, and I HAVE THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!
@Prince super Vegeta , I may have melanoma again
@blitz220, I have the high ground
@blitz220, you have a spelling problem
If anyone wondering the last one says "I have checks with poodles on them"
@ItalianSausage, thank you
I have repost
I have a repost!
I have pie
The amount of goddam times this has been posted...
I have a PHD
Stuckpixel: I have a repost.
Which one, pick one, this one, classic!
I have anal herpes