I'll take 3
@casypup, 3 of those snazzy pillow cases.
@Petersquatch, 3 shotguns or 3 bedframes?
@Petersquatch, Of the man, the gun, or the bed?
@casypup, why not both? *spanish music starts to play*
@Petersquatch, make a meme of Patrick star from the chocolate episode, holding those chocolate carrying cases, saying "I'll take 10" or whatever he says
I need this for reasons
@Mad Max 79, I require the smoothest of butts
@Mad Max 79, no one would ever require this EVER
@Lonely Monkey Fart, imagine....middle of the night...burglar comes in and husband goes for the shotgun... (Are you watching the gif?) he hits the wife in the head and it misfires deafening both of the owners, the kids are wetting their beds at 17 years old and the burglar runs through the glass door..
@Lonely Monkey Fart, It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
@CriTiKa1, you can not solve any problem with a gun! A gun is never a SOLUTION. If your afraid of being robbed then fix your community. Help the police do their jobs. If your afraid of drug addicts needing a fix! Help the addicts! It's like hitting LIKE on a cancer patients post on Facebook. You feel better about yourself without actually accomplishing or helping anyone.
@Lonely Monkey Fart, Nice little fantasy world you live in. It should not be our responsibility to fix other people's problems. And the police aren't here to protect you, they're here to enforce laws. Sure, you can try to help people, but there will always be people that don't want your help and want to keep being junkies and criminals. I'm going to defend myself from those people anyway I can.
I would probably fill that with snacks...
@Najar15, That's what it's truly meant for
Liberals be like
"How you gonna get a gun in time of a burglury if its in a box"
And im like
"Pew pew, 'merica"
*hits wife in the head with gun barrel in real life*
@Who ate my pig, i seriously just posted the same thing! Hahahaha
@Who ate my pig, Obviously this is for single people
@CriTiKa1, must protect my virginity!
I'll take 20 of these too
Me with the ladies.
Imagine if you bumped your head onto the bottom then it fell out and misfired and shot your wife in the head.
@deathdr41, so this is a possibility?
@PleaseBelieveMe, if you get home at 2am, drunk and plop on the bed pushing against the board more than you should. Mayhbe
@Blackfrost273, mmhh. How do I order one?
@deathdr41, Simple solution: don't have a shell in the chamber.
@MoustachedCactus, merca? The drug company?
@Blackfrost273, haha tbh, it was an auto correct error I didn't bother to fix. But you made me laugh so thanks 😄
FINNALY a place to put my pimp cane!
Heard you were talkin sh!t
But does it have a cup holder?
I'm just gonna stretch out and SURPRISE MOTHERFVCKER.
… Man goes to furniture store… "What do you need?" They ask… "I want to stay a virgin forever" he replies… "Got you covered"
"Wrong house buster!"
How would you search for this on Amazon?
Then you can get to go to your dead son's funeral 😄
Smooth as fvck
Spy in tf2
So if you're having sex and your head hits the headboard you then get a shotgun to the face? Totally worth it
Hey should have this in scary movies
I bet he whispers romantic stuff after sex like "Hey" *cocks shotgun* "Get out."
When she says she wants to spice it up in the bedroom.
Shut up and take my beer
I want one. Not for guns... But for snacks and condoms
But what if you just move your head a bit to far back and it opens then BAM shotgun to the face
Oh, hi there meet my gun.
I have a tendency to hit the headboard with my hands when I sleep, so...
Reminds me of Bill Burr's take on gun ownership.
I dont need it... i dont need it.... I neeeeeeddddd iiiiiittttt
"I like to take naps and whoop a$$ and i just finished my nap"
In Soviet Russia...
Getting a good workout there...
His eyes look creepy to me. Bit psychopatic.
Sir I need you to put your hands up and say 'merica
I told you to take the 6". I better feel your tonsils this time
"Time for you to go to sleep"
@drink the koolaid, sleepy weepy because i cannot kills the peoples. That is a crimes and i promised my maker no crimes.
That's really cool actually