Much more dangerous though, theres black people
@Guy Fawkes, where?!?
@Medic135, *looks both ways* *whispers* africa
@Guy Fawkes, PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER GO TO HAITI
@Medic135, i cannot.
@Guy Fawkes, now now don't be a higger nater
@Dabac0nat3r, coukdnt agree more.
@Guy Fawkes, man, those dammed black people I tell ya
@ImNotRacistBut, i legitimately expected a fvcking tsunami of downvotes for this joke but im happy to be understood as simply politically incorrect and not racist. Not because i didnt think the community could handle that but because i expected it to come across as less than a joke.
@Guy Fawkes, sometimes people here understand jokes, those are good days. Other times, the Tumblr-migrants come. Those are the dark times.
@Guy Fawkes, yes I am very surprised with not a single downvote.
@CynicalSirr, yesser ide consider it progress as a people hahaha
@Guy Fawkes, if you want downvotes make a joke about white people.
@snaaake, which is just sad to be honest but mostly true :/
@Guy Fawkes, What would you have done if ol king Jim was black?
@theprofprofessor, im afraid i dont understand?
@Guy Fawkes, Remember remember the fifth of November
@theprofprofessor, i can think of no reason the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot
@Guy Fawkes, omfg lol!! 88 upvotes and not a single down vote. How the... and I was born in 1988... no no this is all wrong. Eh fck it have an invote. Good job, sir👍🏻
@I have a small pen15, i dont know how it happend it was all so fast.
@Guy Fawkes, and you still yet to receive a downvote. Feel like we're jynxing it by now but dude that's so fvcking cool. I feel like I'm talking to someone famous lol. Love this community❤️
@I have a small pen15, hahahaha i know the feeling. These people are amazing :) i am but a humble meme scroller though, i have no aspirations of fame and fortune
@Guy Fawkes, kailray02, you took a beautiful thing and made it ugly :(
Oh so that’s where boomslang skin comes from in Harry Potter.
Is this the animal they extract bone hurting juice from?
It meens treesnake in Afrikaans
@Bacon ban, you tell them!
@Bacon ban, And dutch.
Sounds like Ebola virus
*studies for medical uses*
Boomslang translated from Afrikaans means Tree Snake, so this pic 100% just said Tree Snake snake
My anus is bleeding
Is this lil btch the reason humans evolved a fear of snakes?
Is it though? Is it
@Medic135, eh, probably not. But it makes for good entertainment.
A komodo dragons saliva can do something very similar
@tmo0792, komodo dragons are venomous its a myth their saliva is deadly.
@GunLovingMerican, from my understanding the komodo is venomous but their saliva contains deadly sh*t as well? I ask because i feel as though your understanding is greater than mine
@GunLovingMerican, pretty sure their saliva is just disgustingly filled with bad bacteria, which causes things to die from infections but hey i could be wrong i havent checked lately
@GunLovingMerican, i meam asides from the deadly sh*t that resides within most salivas
@Guy Fawkes, what I've always heard is as Panda Poots says, and I'm pretty sure GLM is wrong. Komodo Dragons are NOT venomous - there are only 2 venomous lizards and they both live in the Americas. They're deadly because their saliva is FULL of a variety of bacteria. Iirc their saliva is black and slimy from the bacteria in it. Their hunting strategy is to simply bite their prey and instead of taking it down right then, they follow it around for a few days while the diseases kill it (or weaken it to the point it can't fight back)
@King Spunkmonkey, yeah. I had always heard they track down their prey (post bite) by smell similar to how many snakes do (which couldve caused the misconception) by following the now new scent of the animal mixed woth their saliva
@Guy Fawkes, yeah, that's right. And snakes and lizards both "smell" the same way - by tasting the air with their tongues
Okay..mark off another place I'm not going.
Does it hurt? Cuz if not, it's a fu¢king metal way to go.
Where can I find one
I hear this is what periods are like
@Xiphose, as a woman, I can confirm. My blood usually comes out of my eyes, sometimes my nose. If you see a woman walking down the street with her face covered in bandages, for the love of God, DON'T RIP THEM OFF.