Long live the king
@GreenDayGirl, dang it. You beat me by a minute.
@GreenDayGirl, Every time this has been posted, someone comments that.
@GreenDayGirl, when you see your ex dangling for their life...
Getting rid of your ex like
@horker orgy, I'd take her! She looks cute
@Venom1590, she just wasn't into horkers all that much.
It took me watching this at least twelve times to see the bungee straps around her ankles
@mtndewman9791, yeah I kind of freaked out for a second thinking that she actually forgot to put on the bungee cord
"I won't let go, Jack." "Fine. I will."
When bitches start getting clingy
I must have not remembered Titanic like I used to
Oops, lost my grip
Umm did I just watch some one die?
@benderama, nope. Bungee cords on her ankles
@benderama, do you how many questions the police is gonna ask? The interagations? I don't know about you but 'I didn't see nothin' "
How to tell you've been at your current job too long