How the hell do you bury a whole organ? Do the pipes stick out of the ground? Rich people are weird.
@SimonPetrikov, yes, the pipes stick up so can still get yo mouf all over em. you gotta work that organ!
@ TouchMyCatEars, “when I die bury me only a couple inches deep, so there’s enough sticking out for my wife”
@SimonPetrikov, yes, that way your ghost and/or skeleton can play creepy organ music if someone ever raises the dead.
@Marida Cruz, use a damned church rather than waiting for someone to bury an organ you lazy arse.
@Bad Suggestions, but that would require me to die in a church and have unfinished business pertaining to that church, and that sounds like too much effort.
@Marida Cruz, you die then you INVADE the church. Millennials these days...just want the victims brought to them.
Shall I cook the virgin sacrifice for you too?
@Bad Suggestions, but ghosts can't just invade buildings, especially not churches. The holiness kind of gets in the way. And why would I need a virgin sacrifice? What am I, some kind of demon with followers?
@Marida Cruz, you mean...you’re not? I thought you were at least some kind of zombie. Just a ghost? Pfft...rubbish. Hire a virgin sacrifice from somewhere else, ya barred.
@Bad Suggestions, zombies are the lamest undead, because they're the easiest ones to rekill, and they can't think, talk, or move very quickly. Ghosts can turn invisible, phase through walls, and possess people, objects, and corpses. They also can't be rekilled except through a very long and easy to screw up ritual, which isn't very hard to interrupt. Ghosts are also some of the smartest undead.
@Marida Cruz, but dude, the whole ‘tied to places’ shtick is so lame...
@Bad Suggestions, yeah, but it can be fixed by possessing people or objects, and if you're lucky it's not a problem in the first place because you get to be one of the fancy kinds. Zombies can go wherever they want without any caveats, sure, but only very slowly, and they aren't smart enough to take advantage of it.
@Marida Cruz, will you at least possess someone to get into the church and play the organ then?
@Bad Suggestions, If it's not too holy a location, then yeah, sure, but only after I flip all the crosses. Its hilarious how priests lose their minds when they see that stuff.
@Marida Cruz, okay then, I’ll accept that, I’ll let you hire virgin sacrifices again.
@Bad Suggestions, what am I going to use them for? Window dressing?
@SimonPetrikov, did anyone use the 'i bury my organ every night' gag yet? Cos they should have..
@ TouchMyCatEars, I feel like you're a sexually frustrated housewife who hasn't gotten some in years
@SimonPetrikov, imagine the zombie just deciding to play the organ instead of eating your brains
@The Lifeguard, quite the opposite, actually. I was a frustrated housewife for a long time because I was married to guy who just couldn't satisfy me and honestly I tried everything to fix it. But in the end it all boiled down to him not being able to last long and only caring about getting himself off, my needs just didn't matter to him at all. Now that I'm divorced I have been accused of being a nympho.
@ TouchMyCatEars, And now you get all us on here turned on. You're doing a great job by helping us all get off
Organ donors unite! For science!
Don’t be selfish with those delicious organs, give them to cannibals after you die!
That misplaced comma makes me so upset. A punctuation symbol should not have this much influence on my mood.
@Dildo Bargains, you downvote a lot. You just seem angry in general. Here, have a upvote.
I think we can all agree on something here
Everybody shut the fvck up
I have some friends with medical backgrounds. They said there are some doctors that will let you die even if there is a chance you could be saved so that they can get your organs if you’re a donor. It sounds ridiculous but people do all kinds of fücked up stuff for money.
@x2 6x 9 lol, i dont believe doctors receive any form of compensation for organ donations. this seems extremely far fetched
@Hoban Washburne, i hope so. But the transplants aren’t free. Someone is getting paid. Maybe some under the table black market shït. Na, thats to movie like. Or is it. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go fuçk my liver up so no one can have it.
@x2 6x 9 lol, I remember hearing that same thing a while ago, but have no source to back it up.
@x2 6x 9 lol, as a nurse on a transplant floor, I can say- this is one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories out there. That and vaccines cause autism.
@Savdbygrace20, sounds like something a nurse on their payroll would say
@Savdbygrace20, Now I actually believe it.
I don't get the negative reaction, if the dude is so rich that he wants to bury his bentley then who cares
Such an effective publicity stunt, no one heard of it until this inspirational quote style manufactured meme
plus, that car isn't fitting in that hole. just sayin
It could also be people didn’t want a freaking car to be buried instead of properly disposed of but hey I agree with the message even if it may not have been well worded
#donatelife #recyclelife #shareyourspare
Last I checked, a car isn't part of you, and your organs don't take up more space than you do