Many points for creativity and effort. Keep this man and never let go
He absorbed his children back into his testicles
@ReverseGiraffe, How does one acquire this power?
Asking for a friend.
@EatMyAss, it’s not something the Jedi would tell you
*me looking at my meat*
Its just me and you buddy till the end
*taking panties off* yes.
What? Don't judge. They feel great on my bum.
My husband threw a ring on top of a coffee cup that had "will you marry me" written on top of it. I watched him whisper to the barista 10 seconds before they handed it to me. He forgot to say anything to me for a few seconds and was like "oh will you marry me?"
What kind of woman actually deserves a man like this?
The world may never know.
“No, I wanted 4 kids.”
Their lives started at marriage, which is ironic seeing how almost everyone’s lives tend to end at marriage.
Marriage man and woman
View in reverse
(Spongebob announcer voice) "Nine seasons later"
And that, kids, is the story of How I Made Up Your Mother!
Awww they wore the same outfit for 70 years. 😊
This is so sudden . . .