Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, I Shjt You Not Whispered:
"The fat shall fall again"
@Offensive name, #bestcomments
He he he he's back?!?!?!?
@Percussive99, and it truly is him based on the profile, weve been blessed
@Percussive99, LIGHT THE BEACONS
@Percussive99, The Legend says it only happens every one thousand years!!
@Percussive99, I thought he had retired?? Prase be the funny pics God's for once again sending us this gift upon us
@Percussive99, or did funny pics approve something he submitted months ago?
@Billybobdog , SOUND THE HORNS!!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
@Billybobdog , I'll grab the glow sticks and vodka.
@Percussive99, who is that?
@Jeha95, ohhhh i shjt you not
@Percussive99, I missed him so much!! It's party time now!
28 - I agree your life sucks
17593 - you deserved it
What wtf I shjt you not how long have you been here, have I been in the random section that long?
I....I missed you...you beautiful bastard
Boy it's taken you 10 months and 28 days to comeback.
@UDOTNO, ... but who's counting, right?
.... yeah... we all were
The man, the myth, the legend
The search continues...
We've been waiting fir your return you big beautiful bjtch
Where....Where have you been old friend. *touches face*
Good to see you buddy.
The legend has returned, yet we cannot confirm his stay until he posts one of his great comments.
And I thought I couldn't get anymore erect!
THE SAVIOR HAS RETURNED!!!!!
I like how he hasn't even commented
Hello old friend.
That description 😄
Ignore this. You know, people loving I shjt you not is a lot like Republicans still adore Reagan. Was he a great person? Sure. But it was a long time ago and you guys need to move and make your own paths. There's been better commenters since him yet everyone loves him. It's like Reagan. You guys need to set your own path and forge a new future so you aren't infatuated with someone from 30 years ago, or however many thousands of pics it's been. Please God ignore this
@Charlemagne, all praise I shjt you not, our lord and saviour, king of top comments and warden of the early puns
@Charlemagne, People don't seem to know the definition of ignore :/
@Charlemagne, honestly I thought you were telling us to ignore the picture. Not the comment.
@Mister Riddle, oh God no!!! I prefer to not be killed, thank you very much
@Charlemagne, well to be perfectly fair, ISYN has been around for a way longer period of time than any other commenter. It doesn't matter if other commenters that came after him were better or not, what matters is that ISYN had the stamina to constantly get top comment for... Years. And we admire his fortitude and dedication to this community. It's our way of paying back.
@Charlemagne, let us have fun you tw*t. We are just messing around.
@HFSA, he did it for maybe a bit more than nine months.....
@Charlemagne, he's made me laugh and that's all that matters
@Hairdryer, he wasn't all that early in commenting there were plenty that rose before him and left as well.
@HFSA, ya but I do have to say there were other top commenters that ruled the board for months at the beginning and eventually everyone has left I wasn't an original commenter but I've been on the app since the beginning not trying get props for that but I shjt you not left. There will be others just as there have been in the past. I don't think this needs to be such a big deal but if people are really that happy that's ok.
@The Nopemeister, nope. He was doing it before the 100k pic to the 200k pic. At least may '14 - dec '15. I just doubled your time to these 19 months. I agree with HFSA if you include his other accounts.
@Runnin with scissors, he was at the top when the leaderboard was thrust upon us.
@Masturbation, my bad, then. I could've sworn I remember him commenting something about not being around during the 100000'th. Must've been some other past top commenter
Ken Bone trying to stay relevant
Is the fatter version of Jack black?
Those look like the NoNo for shaving