*Proceeds to make samus breakfast*
@flare09, better make it fast so she doesn't beat you like the bjtch you are.
Deadpool I thought we agreed I was little spoon tonight
Elsa, who let you out of those handcuffs in my sex dungeon?
If the Phantom of the Opera is in my bed, then who's there inside my mind?
I'd get up and make Iroh tea
"Since when did batman snuggle?"
@Sambob, "Since I BECAME BATMAN!!"
I would love to find frozone in my bed
@sexualduck, GIVE HIM HIS DAMN SUPERSUIT
@Tuxedo mask, TETSUOOO!!!
Rick, I know you love me. But I already know you have a morty.
Um... Spiderman... Thanks for coming by but I'm not gay so get the hell out of my bed!
@Darkarachnid, give him my address then if you're not using him
Welp, Eren Jaeger is now my bed buddy.
@I Hid Your Remote, I wish you luck when you tell Mikasa
@Narcoleptic Pilot, Oh fvck.
Agent York?? WTF, weren't you dead?
@Agent York, why you talkin to yourself bruh?
I guess finding Toa Gali wouldn't be the worst possible outcome...
@Toxia, The sheets might get stuck in the technic Lego parts, though
@SimonPetrikov, easy to fix
Huh, nobody's said Jesus yet?
Lara Croft... awesome
Dont mind if I do! *gets his waifu*
Rey (Skywalker-Kenobi-Sidious) would get one hell of a quarter portion from me.
*cuddles with Rem*
Spiderman! I'm gonna need some web shooters and a blood transfusion stat!
Michael Myers OMG *gets stabbed*
I will take that the clawshots, sheikah slate, magic arrows, pegasus boots, ice rod, magic cape, all the transformation masks, the ocarina of time, four sword, master sword, magic pockets, hylian shield, strength enhancing items, the beetle, and the hat multiple incarnations means lots of stuff to steal
Scourge would be surprisingly kind if he said good morning. Fictional cats don't trigger allergies riggt?
Hopes and dreams?? What are you doing here?
Monokuma?! Please don't kill me!
Spiderman is that an extra web Canister in your spandex or are you just happy to see me
I'd ask something like, "Why is Guts in my bed?" Then I would ask, "Why didn't this happen sooner?"
Harley Quinn would make for a very interesting time in bed.
"Haru, you have your bathing suit on, right? It's about to get wet."
Nope not gonna say what I'm thinking.
I don't think I want to wake up to deadpool next to me
you*, your*, favorite*, you. It's not hard, people.
Katia Managan in my bed sounds like a nice thing to wake up to, provided there was no alcohol involved in getting her there.
Rorschach? What the fu...
But my favorite character is not fictional!!!
@TheHashTagger, every character in anything other than a documentary/reenactment is fictional. The actresses are real but the character they play isn't.
@orion55, but it's Markiplier. He is a character kinda. The goof that he is.
"Dammit Figment, I told you not to make a mini living room inside the bedsheets"
Waking up beside a pile of ash because she burned to death would be confusing...