ZEUS: Imma put my djck in it!
GODS: Zeus No!
Zeus: Zeus yes!
HERA: I curse you and your mother, suffer!
@Sambob, this is so insanely accurate.
@Sambob, just occasionally replace Zeus and Hera with other gods and goddesses, and you've got the start of at least 90% of greek myths.
@Sambob, oh hai Perseus
@Sambob, you forgot the part of Greek mythology where a poor unfortunate soul is punished for questioning the gods authority.
@Sam da ram, ughhh Hera is the worst
I prefer the greeks to the roman gods. Or at the very least im better versed in them
@Guy Fawkes, we pretty much ripped them all off from the Greeks. We have all the same gods. Ours just have a few different characteristics that make them Roman. They're a little more serious and disciplined than the Greek yahoos.
@The Modern Centurion, just like the Roman empire
@The Modern Centurion, have you ever read Rick Riordan? He did a really good job with greek and roman mythology
When you about to give your patient a prostate exam but they tell you its opposite day.
Don't you mean Big Watery Boi
*begins to stab the ocean*