That's not a pet, that's the owner...
@EthanSilver, i would upvote you twice but my owner told me no
@mycatsanahole, wow, they really are an a-hole.
Slightly used by peaceful protesters. Small stains, only 2 feet wide.
"Why do you lie!?" - Eleven
Cats aren't pets they're evil overlords
Mittens isn't a pet, she's family.
I bought a fake Christmas tree off facebook. No smoking...suuurreee
No lie. As advertised it does not come with the pet.
You know when you put bread in the oven and put on a new pit of coffee when selling a house to make it homely and get a better offer on your asking price? Neither do I, but, this is the sofa selling equivalent.. they borrowed the cat to make it look nicer. honestly... (Dog owners now say something along the lines of cat would make me less likely to buy...)