Wanna know how I got these scars?
@TheHippie52, it's painful just thinking about it
@TheHippie52, you deserve a million upvotes.
@ashfeather243, only my 2nd comment and I'm over a million, futures looking bright!
@TheHippie52, Wanna know how I ruined the enamel on my teeth
It's a good thing he can do that, it's not like there is an easier way to open those
@Squares Town, I busted out laughing when I read your comment, now everyone in the waiting room is staring at me.
@Squares Town, but this is the manly way.
@Doctors Daughter, its also a nice way to chip your tooth.
Guess you could say... he's a man-opener
@ScreamingBlueberry, that sounds gay
@Gay Rattlesnake , i believe you. No one can doubt your athority.
Wanna know how I got my scars
@Brickmasta8, when someone steals ur joke, then gets top comment....
@ScreamingBlueberry, hippie said the joke 30 minutes ago(according to right now) while brick said it 29 minutes ago, so hippie didn't steal this joke
@nemestrinus , my time went wonky, it showed this one 29 and his as 30. Whateves.
He's using his canine teeth, also called eye teeth, and pinching the metal. Thanks to the length of the tooth and the direction of spin his gums and lips are likely clear of the now jagged rim. I simply pity his dentist
His girl must be wide open
Forget how strong his teeth are, I want to know about that skin!
AMERICA!! FVCK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFVCKIN DAY YEAH!
Honestly use to do that to empty cans when I was bored but then I thought about how it could fvck up my teeth. So no mo.
And the down vote is from his dentist
That's a freaking sharp tooth. 😨
@NAT, it's his tongue.
*opens can normally* Ha
And now my teeth hurt
So you want to slice open your mouth cause that's how you slice open your mouth.
Any ladies getting moist?
HES DRINKING A YANG-LANG! (Even though it's spent funny it is actually pronounced ying-ling)
I feel I still need to pull the ring pull our it died in vain
Only in Canada
@Thefqisthis, it's not Canadian beer 😳 it's north eastern US beer. And it's being boycotted.