I guess he couldn't "hold up" to his dad's expectations.
@Wingchun21, that's a horrible pun... but I'm going to upvote you for you name 👍
It's 1 bloody am in the morning, and I've run out of material. Um.....
Dad: "Son, you rack disciprine. You go to Tibetan Moneshtary to reshieve ressons."
@Proactive Citizenry , it's 5am,and I'm the most material man on the planet!
@CrazyManInaBox, So you're like, the fattest man in the world?
@Shark1112, I just keep it real
SPOILER ALERT: he wasn't
A-Luigi is that a-you?
This face is perfect
She doesn't pull up, she pulls out
I like how the parents blame the 2 year old
Guess they got him some Jordan Jrs