When you're told to take the dog out
Juicy juice !!!
Three entire chicken breasts? You'd better be sharing those with that good boy.
Edit: upon closer inspection, they are in fact thighs. that said, you'd still better share.
@RetardedGyarados, who doesn't share food with their dog...just mean if you don't
F!ck yah! Juice!
Look how happy he is
FUNNYPICS CHANGING YOUR DISPLAY PIC IF YOU DECIDE TO COMMENT, FOR APRIL'S FOOLS
@freakazoid, it's naturally changing anyway
There's not enough mac and cheese for a perfect night.
Looking forward to the kiss at the end of the date. Hopefully she puts out!
Why's the Michelin Man there?
I didn't know dogs were capable of sucking out of a straw. But I'm guessing that someone in Florida learned that through....experimentation
*good boy comments incoming*