@Doc Gerbil PhD, "Wendy, bitch you wanna make some real money"
@dr brain, "Do you know what I am saying?"
@Doc Gerbil PhD, yes I know what you are saying. You don't have to keep repeating yourself
"Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. He's gotta sit there and listen to her stupid motherfvckin' problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the five dollars my company charges."
@DietAdam, YES! Awesome quoting.
You really gave my little hole quite a... STRETCH!!!!
Idg why he'd be expelled though. He's just a kid, he didn't know what he was doing
But if you don't show up for work at all, I'm afraid you get a stormy cloud
Gator's bitches better be wearing Jimmies!
The other day I asked one of my kindergarten students what he was doing and he said "having sex". But I guess my kids are just more advanced.
2 dollar hugs? Might as well cough over that extra dollar and get the kiss
@Kraft Punk, See, that's how he gets you. You were all ready to go $2 in on a hug, but you hear the price for a kiss and you're thinking, "what's another dollar for that kind of an upgrade?" You've been upcharged at no cost to him. He needs to get on the right side of the law, but he's got a great head for pricing.
Do you wanna make some real motherf*cking money?
Pimping is easy
How much money did he make tho
@EddySteady, if I remember the article right he made 500 in 3 months. Had 8 girls doing it and never gave them a cut.