And the search for intelligent life continues...
@CrazyManInaBox, I understand that reference.
@CrazyManInaBox, im pretty sure they stopped looking...
What a time to be alive.
That sounds excruciatingly painful.
Sounds like a bad case of tuberculosis
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
This is every Latvian mans fetish
I guess she really SPUD up the growing process.
Had to be Sasha Brauss from Attack on Titan.
I actually heard about a mother who did this to her daughter so she wouldn't get pregnant...
Aw now I know where Mr potato head came from
My aunt was a military nurse. She said one time she had to remove a "tree" from a woman's vagina because she used a slice of potato to keep her uterus in her because she had uterine prolapse.
She deserved it
Wait so u mean it worked for a bit right?
This sounds made up
So which one was bigger, the potato or the penis?
She was seeing how long it took to make vodka
"Grow. Expand. Explode."
What if she put a carrot in there instead