"Mr president, we have important news regarding political unrest in the middle east"
"Come back later, I've got some sweet tweets to post and comments to make on funny pics"
Well, Trump is a business leader by trade so it's probably just habit.
@AJMalone, the funniest thing about this is that @LBPerfectMaine is a lobster purveyor run by L.L. Bean's owner. Their site crashed after the tweet because people don't take time to check things.
@AJMalone, we shall see if it's true when he's actually president.
@CynicalSir, in a way I hope he keeps his salesmanship, because whether or not one agrees with a particular president's politics part of the job is selling Congress on what he/she wants done.
Well I was wondering why my LL Bean backpack, that I have had for 20 years now, randomly caught on fire today.
@Psyknis, LL Bean doesn't support Trump though. They issued a statement about it. And the tweet links her lobster biz...
The issue with this is that Linda bean is not part of the LLBean cooperation, she is part of the 50+ family that owns shares in it. The company itself does not endorse Trump. But people are boycotting the company now...
It's always been about business and if you didn't think it was until trump something is wrong with you
Would that be any worse than the reality of our politics? At least with advertisements they're open about who's paying them....
@Sirocka, Just like the Trump cabinet!
@Maester Aemon, No, they're just really bad at keeping that under the rug because they had no ideas about going under a microscope to be in the Presidential cabinet before now.
The search for intelligent life continue
He'll be a bigger and more orange Erdogan
I would make a joke about my friends YouTube channel and how he is a practical self-promotion hose, but nobody else would get it.
@AllMightyWhaleSnail, so just pretend it was the funniest thing you've ever heard
@AllMightyWhaleSnail, i laughed so hard i literally died and my ghost is typing this comment. ooooOoooOOOOOooooOooOOOooooo
@AllMightyWhaleSnail, check out mine. Same as my FP username
@Keyboardstalker, 10/10 would subscribe and did. Follow you dreams! Become a famous guy! I will support you in this feat! I will get no credit for it! Yay!
Its not an ad agency if he's telling you to do it, that's more like a dictatorship
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, he's not forcing you to shop at L.L. Bean, unlike the Obama Administration that forced us to purchase health insurance or face penalty.
Reality doesn't support your rhetoric.
@Doctor Krieger, Yeah haven't been penalized yet.
*Meanwhile at the Obamacare offices.
"Court orders in the mail Jim"
*Back at my place.
"Aww fvçk. I can't afford this!"
*Trump takes office, Obamacare repealed.
"Soooo. About this court order?"
"Sweet. Get to keep that $1800. Wait. I didn't have $1800. W/E"
*Breaks leg on the way out.*
"Fvçk. Really wish I had some free healthcare."
DJT "Give us three years. We'll have something up very soon. Next week. I've got the best people working on it. Sharon. You know Sharon from HR. Fantastic woman. 3/10 but really great lady. She's on it. Ben Carson said he's OK to call for references while he's on vacation. It'll be great. I know way more than anyone about blank."
@mas2de, Obamacare isn't free though. If you were getting penalized you already didn't have insurance, so it wouldn't matter if you broke your leg before or after it got repealed. Now I'm off to ruin more jokes
@CriTiKa1, I don't have insurance and couldn't afford it before Obamacare and certainly not after. Until I couldn't file under my parents anymore and was legally under the wage limit and should have been receiving free healthcare from Medi-Cal but never signed up. So I'm signing up now to avoid any issues with not having had insurance for 2 years so my rates aren't sky high under Trump are for the first year.... Well in three years when he says they may have something ready to replace it. "It's all bullshjt, and it's bad for ya." -G. Carlin.
@Doctor Krieger, i didnt say forcing I said telling. People still disobey dictators
This tweet is brought to you by TRUMP HOTELS! Come stay in the lap of luxury!
@Professor Xavier, is it your lap?
My lord stuck pixel is so left. Allow anything making fun of the right but deny 99% of the stuff making fun of the left. Who the hell cares if he takes the time to thank a member ,of a family owned company who did so as an individual and not as a complete representation of the company, that supported his candidacy. Especially since butt hurt SJWs called for a complete boycott of the company.
@ThatGuyx79, it's not the "Thank you to Linda Bean" that people are taking issue with but rather the blatant "Buy L.L.Bean."
@Ruupasya, he said that L.L. Bean would be more supported by people.
He never commanded anyone to "buy L.L. Bean!"
This would be a total non-issue if the mainstream media wasn't in meltdown after failing to drag Clinton into office.
@Doctor Krieger, she fought and backstabbed like Hell to get there. She'll likely be staying in the woods for awhile.
P O K E M O N G O T O T H E P O L E S
I hope REI and Eddy Bauer sues the US government for corporate favoritism.
So he shows support to someone who showed it to him. Who cares? It's his Twitter handle, not the US government's. Are we really at that point already where we're scratching the bottom of the barrel for things to critisize him for?
@ JCLEMZ, he keeps throwing turds on top. Like buckets full of feces, right on top of the barrel. The barrel started overflowing several months ago.
@mas2de, I'll take that as a yes then.
@ JCLEMZ, it just gets filled so fast we haven't been sure it had a bottom since half way through 2015
Sounds about as good a campaign as professor klump with "yeeess weee caaan!"