"Well maybe you're just ugly?"
@ReeseBobby, if I can get my hot girlfriend, you have hope
"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells....smelly"
"Oh boy, three AM!"
“I have three dollars”
Im already halfway there
@TheBigJ, I lol’d
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
Really no one's said it yet...are you feeling it now,mr. Krabs
Im ready I’m ready I’m ready!
"drop on the deck and flop like a fish"
“I don’t need it!”
We're not talking about this. We're not talking about this. We're talking about thiiiiissssss!
"no I'm the real dirty Dan"
Firmly grasp it!!!
I told you squidward, you won't fit in
"Chocolate.... chocolate! .... CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
"Weenie Hut Jr?!?"
You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night!
"I love you" *slams door in face*.
I don’t have a reply, but all of these comments are gold.
“You used me for character development........”
"Did you finish those errands?"
It feels like someone's trying to sell me something.
Are you feeling it now mr krabs?
Wait until Pearl gets an eyeful of this
“Does this look dangerous to you?”
I'm going to skip the jokes and get right to the part where I throw pies at you
Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You goin to jail
"the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!"
ME HOY ME NOY!!!!
You want me to explode?
“BACKING UP BACKING UP BACKING UP BACKING UP BACKING UP”
"Without any milk"
"Did you say... panty raid?"
AHAHAHA, it's a giraffe!
Keep going! You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good...
"One with a collar, turtle neck, thats the kind"
“AND THEN COMES THE GIANT FIST!”
ME HOY MENOY
I'm, Dirty Dan !
Now you know why the captain is screaming OH
"Here's my money. Take it, take it and go away!"