A frog died here. I have concrete evidence.
@Dr Truth Divine, the name fits
@Dr Truth Divine, it probably started out as a fluid situation, but as the day went on his fate started to harden. While we didn't see the victim croak, his memory will forever be cemented into our brains.
@Empshok, spot on lad
@Dr Truth Divine, #bestcomments
@SimonPetrikov, while I tried to make a good follow-up, I strongly agree, his was bester.
@Dr Truth Divine, this is unSETtling.
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my long time gal.
Hello, my baby, hello my darling...
Wait, is no one going to say it? Ok, WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!
I see no body, therefore the frog escaped
Holy shít there's something exactly like that two houses down from where I am right now
It's Dat Boi. Oh shjt waddup
Frogged bonus level
As words with the prefix of 'wumbo-' are rambled off in the background he muses aloud to himself: "I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me."
When you're a frog and your parachute doesn't open
Dat Boi had enough us calling him a shït meme or someone killed Kermit because they had enough of his condescending tea.
You hope it was a miracle. Probably not. Probably something worse.