*after giggling, proceeds to candy apple red Lambo that he drives off a ramp going approximately 180 mph, only to hit the eject button and activate his jet pack. He then uses it to glide on to his private, auto-piloted helicopter. While on in the helicopter he skypes President Obama (whom picks up instantly) only to tell him his tie is ugly and hang up abruptly afterwards. He finally reaches his private Island and walks over to his launch pad where his new spaceshuttle awaits him. He then travels to his moon mansion and turns on his TV And plays half-life 3 in which he had personally made just for him and handed over by Gabe in person. After a tough day, robert summons Bobby flay from a pokeball and has him make a choice supper fit for someone who could only be called Robert Downey Jr. Once he is finally tired enough to go to sleep he rests his head on a pillow made of golden retriever puppy fur (in which no puppies were harmed) and falls asleep. Just another day for RDJ.
@SIRsmackzALOT, btw, before judging, it was 4 in the morning and I couldn't sleep.
@SIRsmackzALOT, that was beautiful.
@SIRsmackzALOT, the only thing I would change is that the pillow is made of kitten fur, because RDJr is more of a cat person.
@SIRsmackzALOT, take my upvote, you deserve it
@Palkia, Beat me to it, whom is for direct objects and Obama is the subject of the clause.
@SIRsmackzALOT, I loved it!
@SIRsmackzALOT, anything is possible when your man smells like old spice and not a lady, hes on a horse
@SIRsmackzALOT, my only question is, what kind of lambo
@SIRsmackzALOT, so to sum it up your saying he's the most interesting man in the world
Can we get a little more love here in the comments section?
@Rayanam, I don't know who you are but I love you and your perfect the way you are.
@Rayanam, yes! Upvotes for all!
@Rayanam, Upvotes on the way!
@Cocconut Head, I'm in a good mood even the trolls shall get an upvote.
@Rayanam, *patrick voice* I love you.
2 RDJ Related pictures? WIN!
If i was on a deserted island and i could take one person it would be Robert Downey Jr.......... Or Kate Upton very difficult decision
Ya see, not even he can say it with a straight face.
Just woke up? Do something about that wood.. ID:92513
@Elder, Fu STUCKPIXEL YOU TOOK THE BOOBIE PICTURE OFF AND RUINED MY JOKE, WHY CANT YOU DO SOMETHING USE FUL AND UPDATE THE APP FOR WINDOES PHONE USERS.
This picture is 2 years old and not a single person has down voted it
He's sexy. ❤️
11 April 2014 #11April2014
I'm at the park