Directions not clear, I gave him a salad and all the broccoli I could find
@Racist Arab, you also probably got spat on
@Taquito Speedo, welp taquito speedo replied to my comment looks like this will never be seen
@HK47, no he had his dick removed for not using his man card properly
@HK47, here's an upvote to prove you wrong
@Racist Arab, you probably didn't get a tip. Or paid.
Got it, one frozen waffle comin' up.
@Google KingDaveTunes, le'go my eggo.
There is no greater person to look up to than Ron Swanson
Nick Offerman is God.
You will also get a side of a massive heart attack. Will it be worth it? Yes.
I think he's being serious