By honest, tell her I'm a working class man and can't afford these extravagant prices, apologize, and offer to take her to another restaurant of her choice. If she refuses, she's not worth the time, but if she accepts well that's a big hash mark in the positive category in my book.
@goC4yourself, Wait, you mean...be a mature, honest human being? That's crazy! So crazy...it just...might...work...
@goC4yourself, my question is how someone wouldn't know prices would be like that before going in. I could understand if it was like 20-30 dollars for a steak that's only worth 10, but not realizing that the restaurant is one if those stupidly overpriced "in rich, let me flaunt it" places is a different story.
@The Megaton Bomb, the argument as presented states "the newest restaurant." As such we could assume that an individual not of the upper crust and never having visited the restaurant before may not know of the extreme price gouging. Along with that, when I call to make reservations at a restaurant, I do not generally ask about their prices as I would assume, as a reasonable man, that they are reasonable. Granted, at times I am wrong, but few restaurants are this far skewed in their prices, and if they were I would simply do as states above.
@goC4yourself, have sex with me
@Stinkwrinkles, I'd have sex with who ever that is 👆🏼👆🏼
@goC4yourself, "A woman who can be bought isnt worth having" -Wilson Fisk
@goC4yourself, I would never let a guy pay that much for me unless it was on something serious and we were serious. I won't even pay more than twenty dollars for a pair of jeans so that would never be an option for food, no matter who is paying
@goC4yourself, is it bad that I didn't look at the prices until I thought about what a tomahawk was for five minutes then read the comments?
@goC4yourself, I still imagine it would be rather easy to pick out as he of those places: we had one built nearby where I live recently and it's on top of a hotel, and is a bar/balcony/grill combo, the items don't cost 500$ for a meal but it's around 100-200 for one. It might just because that's the first one we had built in my area but it was rather obvious to everyone I talked to about it that it would be overpriced. Also I'm fairly sure the specific pricing at that point is almost arbitrary.
Pay her $595.00 to T-Bone her Angus
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, that's it folks we are done here. There's no beating that comment
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, I upvoted because your name turns me on. Your comment material is sub-par.
@boredlaikabauss, I apologize that you cannot recognize hilarity at its finest.
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, dont flatter yourself.
two tomahawks please
Woops left my wallet in the car. *goes to car and drives off without my date* kidding can't get one...
@Kuai Liang, a car or a date?
Water and bread please
Then leave when no one is watching
Run, there's no way I would pay for that. If she uses her demon maws to prevent you from leaving just summon Lucifer or a demon to help you get out. I've had to do that on a few dates before.
@Arthur Dentist, true u could wait for me ooooor u could wait for her to open the menu and if she sees these prices and is worth anything will offer to leave first. #EXPERT ADVICE YO
I think the prices are in pesos.
@paint, Several of those steaks are under $40!
Order a tomahawk and all the food you can eat. Kill anyone who gets in your way as you exit the restaurant without paying.
Either go to Taco Bell or put the bill on her
Honestly I would be like "um ya let's go to Olive Garden"
Tomahawk the cashier after you eat and run.
We'll split a water
Just eat the breadsticks
Run. Run and never look back
A tomahawk costs $1,145! I could go to Cabela's and get one for $20
Eat my date instead
I pretend diarrhea is striking and leave
If you get her the cow boy she might get you some cow girl. *mr. Bean face*
Order your food, eat there, and then both of you escape out of the bathroom window. "Classic"
Ask for the kids menu.
Guys, that's a restaurant in Mexico... Those prices are in pesos
A restaurant with those prices you would need reservations and a dress code and the waiting list would be so long that you wouldn't get to eat there for months after they open. You would know you couldn't afford the place before you even sit down at the table.
Drop a roach in your food and hope for the best
U laugh, she laughs, then you go get Jack in the box
Be prepared to not get a second date... After she finished washing dishes for the next month, she ain't gonna be impressed that you bailed on her
Hope the decimals are in the wrong places
"Excuse me while I run to the restroom"
the trick is...I don't actually go to the restroom....I just leave
Dine and dash
Wake up and cry in the shower because I can never get a date
Pay for it.
@Ajunta Pall, for that much I better get a whole bull calf!
Um excuse me i have to use the bathroom.
Well. There's always rape.
@Kyotie11, wtf, dude?
@Kyotie11, don't worry brother, I laughed
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, it's a joke. We joke around about things like rape and murder on this app, and have done so since before Scary Mike. So please stop downvoting them.
@Ajunta Pall, won't
After some research I can only assume that these prices are not for fixed entrees but for either multiple orders or the wholesale cost that the restaurant paid that week for supply. I've worked in restaurants for over ten years - no meat cost that much even if it was Kobe (the region not the player). Relax, people.
You yell, "Look, a distraction!" and run out of there like there are free tacos outside.
Im a girl and id lean over and be like, "we need to get the hell out of this restaurant!"
I dine & dash. Now we've committed a crime together, and the relationship will grow, Bonny & Clyde style. Win.
Ill take the tomahawk
Honestly, I would say, "Ok, let's go." And then get up and leave regardless if she follows me or not.
As a girl, if my date and I were in this situation, I'd say fvck that. Then we'd go eat pizza or something.
"Porer House Angus"?
I would leave...
Cola and meal please, no bread.
All that money and they didn't fix the typo in the menu?
I'm a girl and if that happened to me I would definitely suggest going somewhere else. That is ridiculous.
If I paid for something as expensive this. She better pledge allegiance to deez nuts cause I better get some booty for awhile
How can a place that expensive stay running!?
I promptly flag down the nearest waiter, and make him watch as I sh*t on a menu that, quite frankly, I could make at home with less time, effort, and money.
That cow better have had better meals than I've ever had for its entire life, raised by loving, understanding group of Profesionals who tenderly cultivated this cow into a respected member if society until it retired in a field of flowers and feasted on roses and was read heartwarming and moving poetry by beautiful naked women until it died a blissfull and peaceful death, a welcoming rest after a long successful life. If I'm going to pay that much money for a goddamed steak.
Research nuff said
Hysterically laugh at the prices, fling the menu back at the waiter and say "those prices are a joke and not a good one. You sir have lost a customer. GOOD DAY!" Storm out with your date
As a girl I would leave. I'm not interested in anyone who would waste that much money.
It's simple, you just have a seizure during the dessert course… I do this at Western Sizzlin'
If you go somewhere that has a $600 steak...you know you're goin somewhere with $600 steaks.. That don't just sneak up on you..
If I went out with a guy and it was like this I'd be like, no way, can I have a kids menu?
Supply your own meat, if you know what I mean...
Order tap water and the trimmings
Ask to try a sample of everything and share then lie to the waiter saying it wasn't good