Whaddaya mean there's no rum? Where's the rum gone?
@Peeta Whatalark, Cat: *meows nervously*
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, what are you doing, Kirk? Get off your hands and knees and stop meowing.
Would be better with an image... oh wait.
Bartender: I think you've had enough
Cats are djcks
@copdeeznutz, oh, I so agree with you. They may be soft and warm, but they love f'n stuff up!