I like my vaginas like I like my shoes
@ihatecums, with Michael Jordan sewn into them?
@ihatecums, With your foot planted firmly in them?
@ihatecums, Leathery and brown?
@ihatecums, in matching sets of 2?
@ihatecums, with a little bit of soul?
@ihatecums, 10 and a half?
@ihatecums, one always tighter than the other?
@ihatecums, warm and comfortable? I mean, that describes pretty much every vagina but still
@ihatecums, black converse?
@ihatecums, Plot-twist: He doesn't wear shoes!
@ihatecums, with at least 4 sets of eyes?
@ihatecums, full of your dick?
@ihatecums, with LED lights and traction?
Tickles your nose too much - trimmed at least please
His parents hated him...
@SCBeauty, I'm not so sure, imagine the attention his resume will receive
What if his name was Harrison but he went by Harry?
Lol my friend from boot camp was named kuntz, he got a lot of s*** for it from our drill instructors
Been a long time since I heard someone say Harry Kunt, I don't miss it
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Well you know what they say... You are what you eat