Who else read them all, in the dark, in your bed. Bonus points if there is a storm raging outside your window.
@Couch Ornament, I think i got the high score
@Couch Ornament, d4mn its 1am here and my lights are off to appease my parents but the sky is clear.
@Couch Ornament, 3spoopy7me
@Finch, all these happened with people around.
@Couch Ornament, thankfully I have a roommate and I'm in a college dorm, having more people around makes me feel safer
@Couch Ornament, some of them, and it makes me feel better okay?
@Couch Ornament, I thought you said raging erection.
@Couch Ornament, does sleeping in a garage room separated from family earn more bonus points?
@Rasigan, so do I. It just sets the mood better with these stories. Especially the branch I've been meaning to trim bushing ever so slightly against the eaves troughs.
@Couch Ornament, my throat started to close from fear. Fvck stuck pixel for posting this at night and knowing I couldn't refuse to read them
@Couch Ornament, yeah I got the bonus points but do I lose them for squeezing my dog like the entire time?
@Couch Ornament, well I actually like storms
@InsanityFactor, I'd say so.
@Couch Ornament, well looks like we have a ghost on funneling messing with the order of messages
@Couch Ornament, TLDR
@Couch Ornament, please help me
@Couch Ornament, I'm also listening to old crackling music
@Couch Ornament, I got two in and said f*ck no, I need sleep tonight.
@Couch Ornament, yep there Is a thunderstorm rolling in. So no rain but just lightning and Thunder. But in my bed in the dark.
@Couch Ornament, Dark? Check. Bed? Check. Storm? No. What if I'm naked and listening to the soundtrack for Rocky Horror Picture Show?
@Personal Jesus, well, this just went from scary to sexy.
All I really learned from this was that kids are creepy af
@ThatOneAwkwardGirl, One night when I was 7, I always heard strange sounds coming from our fish tank downstairs. So I decided to check it out. I went downstairs in pitch black night, and turned on the light. I suddenly saw a 7 story tall crustacean from the palezoic era. "Imma need tree fiddy" it said. Goshdangit, the lochness monster got me again. I yelled at it as it slithered awsy, never to be heard from again.
@angrynarwhals, that sounded like it was a terrifying yet magnificent experience
@ThatOneAwkwardGirl, well my mom said kids are innocent so that's why there like this
@ThatOneAwkwardGirl, when i was young, around 8, I saw a skeleton emerge from underneath my bed and arise to the top of it as if it was transparent. It stood upright, and as it was eerily smiling and walking towards me, I bolted out of my room screaming as loud as I could. I ran to my parents door and banged on it several times, but when we returned to my bedroom, the skeleton was gone. Now that I'm older, I've tried my best to convince myself that it was a hallucination, but that's difficult to do because I wasn't alone that night. My sister was with me, and she too saw the skeleton and had the same blood curdling scream as we both ran as fast as we could, holding on to dear life. We are both adults now, still convinced that what we saw was real and that there's no way we could've both seen it without it actually being there.
@ThatOneAwkwardGirl, they just have a great connection with the dead.
It's ok funny pics, I didn't expect funny, or sleep
"Welcome to the Salty Spitton. How tough are ya?" "I read half of these scary stories before running and jumping under the covers."
@soxno1fan, "Yea so?" "And the lights were off too." "R-right this way sorry to keep you waiting"
The name of this app is FunnyPics, goddammit
Kids say the darnedest things!
It's 3am, I don't really want to reed this....
@Hulk a Thor, *read
@Hulk a Thor, you are a Hulk and Thor... man up and get reading.
@Hulk a Thor, did some say Reed? 😏
When I was little, maybe in fifth or sixth grade, almost every night I would hear weird coughing sounds coming from my closet. I tried for the longest time to ignore it and sleep, but I finally decided to search my closet in the morning for anything. Nothing. Coughing kept happening, and one night it was particularly horrible. It just kept going on and on. I turned on the light to find the source. Turns out it was in a small bookcase next to my closet..a stupid little kids book that made various sounds when you hit buttons. The book was wedged in such a way that the coughing button would be pushed whenever our AC unit kicked in at night. I murdered that book.
I mean like who needs sleep right?
Is it odd that I was turned on by this?
@Supernaafeh, I think it'd be odd to NOT be turned on by this.
@Supernaafeh, is it odd that I wasn't?
@Beetle Juice, ... yes
The night shift has never been stronger
"Apparently my dad just bricked it and ran out of the room"
@xNely, it's an older saying, but it means to run away quickly. I think it's based on putting a brick on a gas pedal.
@Fight Club, pretty sure it's a reference to shjttin bricks
@Poodle Penetrator, meh, I've been wrong about things before. It was my best guess
When I was about 11 or 10, my bedroom door started to shake uncontrollably on it's own. It only happened for a year or so, but it definitely wasn't human, that's for sure. What I did fid out after researching the property was nothing. But an 18 year old boy committed suicide next door because his girlfriend broke up with him. Turns out every house on the block has a story, EXCEPT mine.
When my daughter was very little, she once asked me if her brother could live with us all the time because I was nice and wouldn't hurt them like their other mum did. She is an only child.
I would say something like, 'Oh well, I wasn't sleeping tonight anyways,' but honestly, it's far more terrifying to stay awake and let your imagination conjure demons in the shadows.
I shouldn't be reading this, it's dark in my house and the cat is freaking out for some reason...
@Mr Bombastic, there are children in the corner.
@Couch Ornament, please tell me that's a lie, they'll f*ck up my parole! =(
@Mr Bombastic, did you just tell us you're a sex offender?
@OptimalPandemic, would that... "offend" you? ;-)
Around the end of October I woke up at like 2:30 and I turned over and I see a man that I have never seen before was sitting at the foot of my bed and I sat there staring at him for 10 seconds until he got up and left and I spent the rest of the night trying to explain it
Part 2: when I saw the depression with no cat I froze. The depression moved towards me and I felt a weight on my chest. Literally. Like this cat was sitting on my chest. Then it started purring. It sat on my chest purring for about 30 seconds so I was able to really get a good look at empty air. Then I heard growling from the door as my real living cat entered the room. The weight shifted as I heard growling from the empty space then the weight vanished. My cat calmed down and that's when I realized my visitor was my dead cat. Needless to say I didn't get any sleep that night.
I've got a true ghost story. When I was little we had a cat since I was a baby. It was about 16 years old when we put it down to sleep. A year later we had gotten a new cat. Late one night I suddenly woke up. No reason, just suddenly I was awake. I heard meowing in my room and it wasn't to dark because moonlight was shining on my bed through the window. My closet was low to the ground so my clothes were just hanging an inch above the carpet. There was suddenly a wave of movement with the clothes. As if my cat was just rubbing up against my clothes. I couldn't see the closet good though because it wasn't in direct moonlight. Thinking it was my cat I patted the bed and called out to it. Then laid back down. I felt the motions of my cat jumping on the bed and I looked at her. There was nothing there. Still I called again and I felt movement on my bed from the cat walking towards me. I looked closely and saw the depression of a cat that wasn't there. There's more in my next comment.
Man, these are waaaay better than 90% of the creepy pastas on reddit these days
When my brother was 1-2 years old he told about a man standing in the hallway. He told us about this man several times. It scared the shjt out of me every time I was babysitting him alone and he said the man was there!!
@Banana Jack, heck I'm 29 with a glass door in the room with my pc, there's a Roman shade that doesn't quite reach the bottom of the door watched a pair of feet walk past the door.... I was home alone and the feet cast no silhouette above the ankle
Holy mother of night shift
Sleep is overrated anywah
Anyone else remember that one story with the Furby? Where it went all demonic and such?
@The 48th Ronin, what furby isn't demonic?
@The 48th Ronin, one time, my friends and I microwaved a Furby. (Bad idea, originals are worth a bit of money.) but anyways, it caught fire, and we threw it outside on the upstairs deck since it was raining, later we went to go get it, and it was gone. We never found it.
@Generic Hot Chick, it probably went back to hell.
@The 48th Ronin, My Furby spoke on more than one occasion with no batteries inside it.
@The 48th Ronin, My kid has one that named itself Tayboo. One night we were sitting there on the couch and out of the blue it turned on and said "Tayboo sees everything...". It's now in a box in the closet.
Too much reading. Next.
That's okay I didn't want to sleep anyway.
Welp, that was longer than my poop. My feet are tingling, and not from fear.
@An Asian Guy,Thank you for submitting this. I missed these scary stories and I love hearing new ones :3
Hm, I shall read this... Later
I want to move on and at the same time read all of them. Why is there soo many...
The length of the post scared me more.
This actually didn't freak me out at all because I just finished reading a ton of creepypastas.
Hat man showed up in two posts
More like this please
Good thing im on the toilet.
When I was about 8 years old I was laying in bed one night sleeping only to be woken up by a hand slapping my back. When I looked up no one was there, I had a red mark because the slap hurt :(
And I'm not gonna be sleeping tonight
An Asian guy, do you get these off the chive? Not saying you're copying just wondering if there is a fellow chiver on here
The Night Terrors one has a direct quote from Doctor Who...
@TheSonicDeerstalker, wait, I'm stupid, that's the username
None of these were scary...
Who ordered the pasta? Anyone?
Heck no...I am not reading this Tonight.
Hell I almost had the exact same dream as the door closer one once
How many of these are there?!
It's not like I wanted to sleep
*doesn't read, dislikes for scary picture at night, keeps scrolling*
Thanks for the nightmares
Luckily I read them on my way home from work, 6pm sun shining... 😟 creepy kids
Some of those are like seriously wtf? Like the one with the man on the lawn saying they have broken eyes. Holy hell im never looking out a window at night again. Who's to say there wasn't some crazy @ss drifter talking to your child on the lawn.
Who else got a chill down their spine at the very last one when they mentioned the man in the hat again?
Just looking at this tells me I don't have the capability to read them all in my current location and time of night.