This wasn't faked, this was an actual thing I texted my gf late one night. I'm going to marry her
"Send newts!" He ejaculated
@ImNotRacistBut, that got a chuckle out of me
@ImNotRacistBut, Someday someone will come across this post in Randoms and have no idea the context of top comment, and that's what puts a smile on my face.
@ImNotRacistBut, reference #273489
Holly is a keeper
@K1lgore, what if she wants to be a seeker. Don't make her play a quidditch position she doesn't want to play.
The spank bank!