"This here's one of the most dangerous creatures alive! ...ima poke it in the face!"
@TheHippie52, Dammit Steve
@TheHippie52, now... watch me. Shove my thumb *struggles with animal* up its ass
@stripper cop , you made me laugh so hard, good job
@TheHippie52, I honestly thought that was one of his funniest bits. "Hello Tiger! *RAWR!!* HE'S ANGRY!!"
@TheHippie52, holy Christ, the balls on this lad
@CrazyCrichton , *dittos X1000*
@CrazyCrichton , when you see the eyes go from black to white you know you fùcked up.
How can the boat remain afloat with those balls of steel aboard.
Do you want to lose your hand? Because that's how you lose your hand.
"Oh, look, he's not so bad, he's kinda cute, look- OH DEAR GOD, LOOK AT THOSE F*CKING TEETH!"
Can someone please give context? I really want to know why that shark is so friendly
@Lord Wivern, I'm fairly certain it's trying to bite him, but is not very maneuverable/quick in short distances.
In this clip here, we see two specimens: the most dangerous animal on the face of the planet... and also a shark.
Must be Australian
*boops it on the snoot*
Phelps races shark
Hey buddy, wanna bite my hand?
Sike n!gga, you thought!
My official diagnosis? Australians.
I've never seen anyone play "I got'cher nose" quite like this before...
Watching this while listening to classical music 10/10 recommend
"You can't call it a pet if you can't pet it"
"Ima pet the shjt outta that shark"
Aweee... it just wants to get petteded.
Boop the snoot!!!
I'm ded. And I pooped myself watching this.
My anxiety was through the roof watching this.
Why ain't the ship drowning with the weight of his balls of Tungsten?
Are sharks the doggos of the sea?,,
It just wanted snacks
Hell fvcking no
You hoop the snoot, you kep your loot.