@Duncan5769, thats definitely the quickest way to catch these hands boyo.
@GunLovingMerican, don't worry I'm just going for shock value. *Raises foot to reveal it safely hiding in a crack.*
@Duncan5769, pop goes the weasel?
@Duncan5769, weird Al would be proud
Wait "I made a noise that sounded like a deflating balloon". Did.....did they just fart? Why???
@poopybutts, I assume they mean the squeaky noise when you pull it tight so the air makes a high pitched noise. Also, wipe your ass!
I'll take your whole stock