You ruin everything. This is why you're always talking to hr
I read this in Plankton's voice. He has a computer wife named Karen.
Actually, if Plankton built Karen to his own specifications, why do they fight? That can't be healthy.
"Fvck you Karen."
Thankfully we can all breathe under the right conditions 😊 I think I should raise my standards of life a little 🤔
"YEAH KAREN.. It's kinda hard to accept the standard path of life, you know, your boring ol' get a job, get married, start a family, retire and all that jazz when I know I'll just be another blip of existence alongside 7 billion others blips to go along with the other 108 billion other blips that have already passed in a species that might not even make it! Seriously, you can't look at me and say with complete certainty that the human race won't wipe itself out. You literally can't!"
*Karen stares intently back at me, her eyes like that of a scolded pup*
@A Flying Panda, "Oh suck it up Karen, 'bout time someone slammed shut your perfect little world. WE'RE NOTHING, wait never mind we are something, we're just something that's much smaller than a grain of sand I mean think about it, we're all tinier than all of the grains of sand on Earth in the scale of the universe. There's more stars in one galaxy alone than one person could count start to finish in their entire lifetime, and that's just one of the billions of galaxies we know are out there."
*Karen tries to say something, but her words catch in her mouth. What is it? Cat got your tongue?*
@A Flying Panda, "Add to that the fact that physics leaves no room for free will, meaning it really doesn't exist, just ask Neil DeGrasse Tyson. All that truly exists is this pseudo-free will, and everything we have said or done or will say or do has already been set, but because we don't know what the future holds, we just believe we're making the decisions Karen! And that itself is partly due to time being a fabrication of the way our mind interprets and stores information and how your thoughts are broken down but I digress. Understanding this is kinda depressing so yup hmmm "Karen" maybe I should just cheer up huh?"
*Karen is dead silent*
"....Oh and I baked you a cake."
Can someone tell me what does nuerotypical means......too lazy to look it up
@freakazoid, definition:not displaying or characterized by autistic or other neurologically atypical patterns of thought or behavior.
Sentence: "neurotypical individuals often assume that their experience of the world is either the only one or the only correct one."
@freakazoid, Basically it means you have a mindset that makes you think or act in a way that's considered different than "normal."
@A Flying Panda, opposite, actually, neurotypical means that you have 'typical' brain patterns (aka 'normal') as opposed to atypical brain patterns as in people with schizophrenia or major depression or autistic individuals. a frequent argument is that neurodiversity is a good thing, it's important to have all different kinds of brains, including but NOT limited to 'typical' ones.
@A Flying Panda, is that in a good way or in a bad way?