If we’re gonna do another crusade I need to buy some nice armor. Any suggestions? I’m feeling classic plate metal.
@stripper cop , a wise choice my good sir
@stripper cop , that or go with some Samurai Gear. A bit more flexible, easier to move in. But if we're going with European armor, I'd say got chain mail, good against slashing, which is what they'll be doing with their nails...should still be safe, and mobile!
@stripper cop , can’t go wrong with that, but give a modern mix a try, lighter harder steel with that old school look
@stripper cop , well if you’re facing obese people like this, all you’re gonna need are some good running shoes
@Pastry Pirate, what you want is a nice brigandine, that stuff is wonderful
@Bird on a Rock, you’re probably right!
@Nosferatu Zodd, maybe a Lance as well.
@stripper cop , you’re gonna want to go with a gamberson base, chain mail middle, and then finally top it off with full plate mail; even better with a kite shield and weapon of your choice. Most people are unaware of how mobile a setup like this is, especially if you forgo the shield.
@stripper cop ,
I'm currently working on multi-purpose gauntlets. One defense, one attack. The defence produces a strong magnetic current flowing outwards to repel object and small arms fire. The attack one has a small flame thrower. Any questions?
@stripper cop , make it so..
@stripper cop , idk, i'm thinking tank armor blast plate outer with kevlar under, sanwiched between a fire retardant gel maybe. Also, nasa cooling ciculation under the whole thing. This will be over the force feedback exoskeleton which allows me to lug this, and my 8' berzerk cleaver. Yes my penis is fine - why do you ask?
@stripper cop , low profile plate carrier, AR500 Level IV plate, then chainmail ontop to nail that crusade-era Templar look while also being protected from center-mass gunshots.
@Wappa, if we go modern, might as well just get some reinforced carbon fiber and kevlar. Much lighter, stab resistant, and spray paint chrome for the classic look, yet have the modern efficiencies.
@stripper cop , gonna need a cod piece with new wave femenists around
@stripper cop , I'm going modern. Plate carrier with lvl 4 multi-hit plates handgun and rifle mags in attached molle pouches, flexcuffs (including a really big set for big girls) and bags of Cheetos on stripper clips to through as diversionary devices towards the armies of incoming fatties.
@stripper cop , I’ve played enough Skyrim to know either dragon plate or daedric.
@stripper cop , I personally like my scale mail
@Toxia, I prefer the classics, standard plate mail, maybe a hungarian helmet, and a good, sturdy longsword
@stripper cop , Scale mail with a modern twist. A good bandolier with different detachable claw types for your gauntlets!
@stripper cop , considering the aluminum chain mail I wore for a con weighed around seven pounds and felt like it was crushing my shoulders, I doubt most of us could pull off the fifty to two hundred pounds of plate. I’m not the strongest dude out there, but I can lift and move heavy furniture and appliances without too much effort.
@Pastry Pirate, you can keep the chainmail on under the plate. The stuff leaves you with a lot more mobility than people usually assume; you won't be clunky like in some Hollywood intepretations.
@TheHaxAreReal, that's why I originally thought that the traditional Samurai armor would be best.
@stripper cop , You gotta use a fvcking lance to pierce through these fat acceptance feminazis
@stripper cop , whatever you get, be sure it has lots of spikes
@stripper cop , I'd go more modern with Kevlar plated gear. It allows more natural movement in the joints. But most importantly you need a BIG fûcking cod piece. You want them to be oppressed as you slay them.
@stripper cop , Damascus Steel weapons...
@Pastry Pirate, I mean nothing is wrong with being light and mobile as a fighting force, but in a 1v1 duel plate would win every single time. There just isn't any katana or any other kind of sword that a human could push through solid steel. Not to mention today you could use far stronger and lighter materials. No reason to expose yourself all willy-nilly in your crusade
@stripper cop , good idea. You start up the crusade while i blast off to mars and set up the nukes. I'll let you know when im ready so you can get out of the blast range
@stripper cop , nah just some guns and a few beers
@Have An Upvote, you've not played enough to know that you can get max damage reduction from even just leather armor. Seriously, wear whatever looks cool. With exception to a handful of unique armors and to clothing items, you can abuse alchemy and enchanting to make any gear OP.
@stripper cop , make sure the mail is riveted and not butted. A blade will tear through butted mail like tin foil.
Telling someone that they have to have sex with someone else against their own desire is literally raep culture. That's sexual entitlement. I really, REALLY hope this is a troll post.
@SimonPetrikov, unfortunately, there are some extremes on that side that see this as serious as the heart attack that woman will have by the time she’s thirty.
So if you have sex with her and don't want to is it #rape culture?
@Pastry Pirate, no, only oppressed people can be raped, men aren’t oppressed. However, if this is a lesbian situation, then things get complicated.
@Hot Coffee, what if it is a gay man? I mean, yeah he is a dude, but a minority? Does that make him oppressed? Would he be like a Half Blood or something?
@Pastry Pirate, I think the fabric of the universe would be rent and we’d all be sucked into a super compressed dimensional anomaly.
So men are supposed to be sex slaves to fat women?
Neagan: "Just so we're clear on what just transpired here, I just slid my díck down your throat, and you said thank you."
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@eleven, shhhhhhh, you’ll scare them with facts if you’re not careful, and we all know, facts oppress
@Hot Coffee, I’ll say whatever I please
It's not real. It's not real. *rocks back and forth* dear god I hope it's not real.
I don't see any problem with not banging fatties. I like slim women, but I like bigger guys. Those are called PREFERENCES lol. And I don't feel one tiny minuscule shred of guilt about that lol. It's like trying to make a gay person straight or vice Verda, we just like what we like.
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So basically by that logic I can rape any woman I want and it's not illegal cause if they don't want it then they r insulting me for not being attractive and therefore it's not rape it's just me expressing myself and I have a right to do that
@sgc6610, no no, you got it all wrong. As a man, you are always an oppressive, racist, rapist even if you actually do nothing
@sgc6610, it doesn’t work like that, logic is a one way street, mister
@Salem, especially if you are doing nothing
I’m a thick girl myself, but I think this post gave me cancer...
I can’t believe that there are people out there who actually believe this garbage smh
Sounds like a fat woman wrote this
@megamanx181x, Actually sounds like a troll wrote it, and that’s what I’m gonna hold onto, because there’s just no way this level of stupid could sustain itself long enough to even type such a message.
@Berntley, you be surprised what people preach these days. About two years ago there was a very overweight woman making rounds about body positivity and that you can’t tell someone’s health by their weight. Ironically she ended up dying from a heart attack and she was in her 30s
@Berntley, I think there are “progressives” that will actually believe in this shît.
@megamanx181x, To a certain point, she wasn’t wrong. She was just wrong about herself. Specifically, and personally, I don’t believe that calculating one’s BMI by weight and height alone is a reliable indicator of one’s health. While I’ve got some work to do, at 5’9” and 235lbs, my doctor said I was obese. However, I didn’t look obese by any means. A lot of that weight is muscle, but my primary care doesn’t care about that. However, that’s not to say there aren’t other red flags that someone SHOULD listen to. Blood pressure, blood sugar, cholesterol. THOSE are your indicators, and for a doctor to basically assume that you’re unhealthy based on BMI without checking the other factors is, in my opinion, irresponsible and can indeed make a patient feel dehumanized. But the woman in question, she was not overweight. She was pretty freaking obese. Probably morbidly obese.
@big freedom, You probably aren’t wrong, and I wish they weren’t the loudest voices sometimes, because they really don’t come in such excessive numbers. There are far fewer progressives that believe shît like this than there are conservatives who are just straight up racist.
@Berntley, bingo, the BMI index is such a confusing standard to work to. It doesn’t even take into account if you lift weights for exercise and that weight gain from gaining muscles can be deemed as overweight. In this case yes this woman was very very over weight and the main thing most people should be worried about at the level is what you mention about blood pressure and cholesterol. In a way she tried to argue that even though she had no obvious diseases like cancer that meant over all she is “healthy”
@big freedom, not me!!
@Berntley, Actually, a step further than that, there are far fewer progressive idiots who believe shît like this than there are conservative trolls who would waste their time trying to discredit progressives as a whole by typing some stupid shît like this. Kinda like the 4chan morons trying to rope pedophilia in with LGBTQ movements.
@Berntley, you know what doesn’t help? Is that in general the media and internet points out the extremes of any group over and over again to the point most just assume that’s how that entire group is.
@megamanx181x, Yes, I’m aware. That’s more what I’m trying to point out here. Not saying that all conservatives do that, or that zero progressives do. Just saying that’s more likely to be the source of this than an actual person believing strongly enough in this to actually articulate it.
@Berntley, 100% agree
This is why trump won.
If the post had stopped after the first paragraph, I'd've been totally onboard with it
SWM, 48, Looking for someone to take long walks with and have fun. No fatties.
.....written by a fat woman
Whether this is real or not,this is what gives real feminists a bad rep and not being taken seriously, which they should be because they're cool ppl and have done lots for both Male and female and whatever you are equality.
@Basil Fawlty, what dont woman have legally that a man does?
@NameyMcNameFace, now turn that sentence around and I’ll have actual answers
@big freedom, what do men have that woman don’t have. Legally speaking of course.
@NameyMcNameFace, child custody in most cases, alimony in many cases.
@big freedom, woman get custody 84% of the time.
Fat chicks need love too.
*Claps viciously in a circle while screaming* factsssssss america
I feel like this must be satirical tho
I'd be more worried about her charging than the rape
Come on guys. Why is anyone taking this trolling as an actual statement.
What the fvck did I just read?
I’m like 90% sure this was meant satirically
Troll post or not, fat is unattractive. I'm pretty sure no one wants to be pressed against sweaty jelly rolls.
@Lord Booty The Third, I do
So... if you dont have sex with a fat woman then you raped her?? Even though you didnt have sex with her??? My brain hurts....
Do people really think this? Please tell me this is a joke
This is retarded
@benderama, this is progressives. I’m sorry I just repeated what you said.
Guys guys, this is much simpler than it sounds. If rape is forced sex, then by not having sex with her, you're still having sex with her, thereby fulfilling her wishes. You're welcome.
Would calling it a slump buster make it easier on the ears?
I was gonna write a big long thing explaining what I'd actually do in that situation but then I realized I just didn't care enough.