I always wanted to be a skater as a kid but I lack the coordination
@Midnite St0rm, shouldn't have eaten that silica gel
@Midnite St0rm, I was for like a week and then I got over it. Ain't no way I'm putting that much effort into something where I can get fvcked up by falling
@Midnite St0rm, I tried a razor scooter once. I ended up needing 5 stitches in my chin.
That’s when you turn to them and say “see ya later boi”
Go fvck yourself
When I was a skater boi I said see ya later boi
Dive face first into the concrete is fine by me
Just tell them "I'm not a dog"