This would make North Korea much scarier.
Keep em fat. He actually looks like he would do something if he was skinnier
@Boomhauer, like an anime villain?
@The Xenocide, Nani!?
@The Xenocide, looks like a Dr No Bond villain remake
@Murderin Mike, 何？！*
@Boomhauer, I agree, he does actually look like a villain in the right, and a villain that had too many french fries and hasn’t gone to the gym in 8 years on the left
Slim Jong Un
@A Monty, Kim Young Un
@A Monty, lets all take a moment to appreciate this gem of a pun
@A Monty, that's why they call me slim jong un. I'm back, I'm back
@iateurfood, it’s literally the title.
If Kim was slimmer, there’d be fan groups for him on tumblr. Guaranteed. Assuming there isn’t one already.
@Bowie Stars, Knowing the internet there probably already is. Damn fangirls
@GandalfVelociraptor, knowing the internet, there's fanboys too.
@coffeeteer, Wooahhhhhh I'm not being sexist over here it's just it's usually the fangirls that go over the top and the fanboys that are more lowkey about it
He actually looks respectable when thin...for a dictator of course.
Whoa... I didn’t know I was attracted to dictators...
Kim Jong Yum
"10 outa 10 would smash" ~trump
I will be quite frank, if he really was this skinny I'd have more respect for him (before I'm thrown out let me explain). Him being fat while his people are starving is just terrible enough as it is. If he were that skinny it would appear like he was more considerate of his people's dietary issues, and doesn't see himself as more deserving of food. Sadly, this is not the man. This pig eats because he feels like it, and gives no regard to the starving people he rules, despite them all looking up to him like a hero.
Someone should send this picture to him saying "Look how handsome you could be with good genes, you stupid fat fvck."
I am not attracted to skinny Kim Jong Un. I am NOT ATTRACTED TO SKINNY KIM JONG UN. I AM NOT. NOT.
Kim Jong Daaaammn
Even his hands are slimmer 😂
I think the Slim Jong Un is Japanese musician and actor Miyavi, who stared as the sadistic prison camp commander Watanabe in Unbroken. He played the character so evil that I just want to punch his stupid face, but I know it was acting so I have tremendous respect for a performance that can illicit such emotion from me.
Or wait...what if this is what he really looks like and all of western media just digitally modifies his image on screen to make him look fat..? Oh wow. Oh geez.