Alright I need all thousand of you to do me a favor. You are all real dirt bags so I need you to walk through a restaurant single file right past this cute lady. Hopefully instead of focusing on there being a thousand men walking single file through a restaurant she will just focus on how you are all obviously dirt bags. Then when I come in at the end she will think I'm great in comparison because I am not a dirt bag like the rest of you. You all got it? Great get in line and let's head out.
@The Imp, anything for a fellow spoonsian
@The Imp, i gothca fam
@The Imp, as a dirtbag, I'm willing to help out.
@The Imp, sure why not
@The Imp, gay boys first, m'bottom
@The Imp, the issue is that you have to not be a dirtbag yourself. So this plan won't work.
@The Imp, what if i seduce your cute lady instead
@The Imp, got it, I'll talk about how firefly ended at just the right time, that'll make you look like a super model
I thought that middle guy was decent looking but then I read his shirt
@nemestrinus , I thought the guy in front of him was decent looking then I looked up at his face
At first glance I thought, "Guy number 3 doesn't look so bad."
Then I read his shirt and almost died from the pain
Star Wars 1 was good
Women can't math...can they?
Or try using OkCupid