As a guy I can obviously relate only about 17.23%
Or walk away.
@TheDoctorsTARDIS, Or spice it up a bit and eat some samples off her cleavage
@TheDoctorsTARDIS, or go to back of the line with a disguise for more free samples
@TriangleTesticles, isn't sephora perfume and body lotion....?
@TheDoctorsTARDIS, no, that's saffron. Sephora is the last day of the week
Whenever I walk around the mall with my gf and any makeup salesperson tries to sell anything to her I just say "she's perfect the way she is thanks!" It's always awkward when she wanted to go in the store
Everything's free if you run fast enough
Had this when a Frenchman at the mall gave me a skin care treatment sample on my forearm. He said it would attract all the ladies (I'm a dude) and my arm was baby-soft, but the price was in the triple digits.
But hey, if you're ever in Plaza Bonita and a sandy-haired man with a black turtleneck, manbun or ponytail, and French accent offers a sample of skin care products, DO NOT DECLINE.
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