I drove my car to work at 4am in the morning and there was nobody on the road. I parked in my usual spot. When I came out at 12pm for lunch I went to my spot which was now crowded, and there was a note under my wiper. The handwriting and tone indicated to me it was written by a woman and rad something like this "you're lucky there's all these people are around you stupid BlTCH otherwise I'd fvck this the car up with a bat. Learn how to fvcking drive you stupid cvnt." Think about it. Some dumb blonde was cut off by someone driving a car that looked like mine, searched the parking lot for a car that looked similar, found my car and left the note. Regardless, I rofld and kept the note as a sign of good fortune.
@VibratingButtChomper, how do you know what happened if there was only a note..?
Hey, you suck at commenting. Seriously. You're lucky people don't downvote your shjt. Learn to comment, a-hole.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, I'm sorryyyyy....I'll do better next time. :(
I might get yelled at but it actually doesn't look like he's parking douchy... In a big truck like that if he was straight in the bed would stick out and it's be more dangerous for everyone
@stealthapotomous, you're right… He is a dick for getting a full-sized work truck to drive to his office job as an accountant so he can feel a little more butch about his soft handed self￼
@stealthapotomous, it's not that big of a truck though. And people who drive trucks do occasionally have to go to offices.
@stealthapotomous, the way the parking lot was, his bed would not have been sticking out and the truck really wasn't that large, he purposefully parked stupid to eat at Red Robin. The parking lot was so huge he could've parked like that off in the distance or parked like a normal driver!
I totally want to get a bunch of those printed up. That it a GREAT idea!
You can buy these on thisiswhyimbroke.com
@ThatsMajestic, or you could spent 10 minutes and make some for free
@ThatsMajestic, i love looking at that site, i just wish i could afford some of the crap on there. lol
It's cause he drives a ford
@AC DC Fan, I drive a ford -_- and I've never parked like a dick
Dear a$$ hole, please note that you have parked your wank chariot like an abortion. I know it's hard to park when you're incapable of basic tasks, but I would appreciate it if you could learn to park.
A competant member of society
And I'm the guy that parks my H1 behind it........ Murica
Ok but seriously how does someone park that badly?
@Boner Forest, they're parking like that on purpose.
"Sorry about your penis"
You deserve it.
Who was happy and who's day was made?
Yea just look at the minivan, disgusting